John Prine - In spite of ourselves

^CShe don't like her eggs all runny She thinks crossin' her legs is funny She^F looks down her nose at money ^CShe gets it on like the Easter Bunny ^GShe's my baby I'm her honey I'm never gonna let her ^Cgo.

^CHe ain't got laid in a month of Sundays I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies He ^Fain't too sharp but he gets things done ^CDrinks his beer like it's oxygen ^GHe's my baby And I'm his honey Never gonna let him ^Cgo.

In spite of our^Fselves We'll end up a'sittin' on a ^Crainbow Against all ^Godds Honey, we're the big door ^Cprize We're gonna ^Fspite our noses Right off of our ^Cfaces There won't be nothin' but big old ^Ghearts Dancin' in our ^Ceyes.

^CShe thinks all my jokes are corny Convict movies make her horny ^FShe likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs ^CSwears like a sailor when shaves her legs ^GShe takes a lickin' And keeps on tickin' I'm never gonna let her ^Cgo.

^CHe's got more balls than a big brass monkey He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie ^FSly as a fox and crazy as a loon ^CPayday comes and he's howlin' at the moon ^GHe's my baby I don't mean maybe Never gonna let him ^Cgo.

In spite of our^Fselves We'll end up a'sittin' on a ^Crainbow Against all ^Godds Honey, we're the big door ^Cprize We're gonna ^Fspite our noses Right off of our ^Cfaces There won't be nothin' but big old ^Ghearts Dancin' in our ^Ceyes. There won't be nothin' but big old ^Ghearts Dancin' in our ^Ceyes.