Two Beers and Jump (The Ballad of Stephen Slater) - Jimmy Fallon & The Roots Verse 1:

^CThis here is the story of a m^Fan from Jet ^CBlue

^CGot pushed around, on the job So he d^Fid what he had to ^Cdo

^Cthe passenger was gettin rude Stephen ^Fgrabbed two ice cold ^Cbeers

^CHe got on the PA and said ^Fthere goes 28 ^Cyears

Chorus:

^CAnd then he took them beers and jumped ^FHe took two beers and ^Cjumped

^CHe took two beers and jumped yeah, ^Fhe took two beers and ^Cjumped

Verse 2:

^CSo when your boss is riden your ass you gotta ^Fget two beers and ^Cjump

^CWhen your truck aint got no gas you gotta ^Fget two beers and ^Cjump

Chorus 2:

^CYou gotta get two beers and jump yeah, ^Fhe took two beers and ^Cjumped

Verse 3:

^CSo when you learn your wifes been cheating you gotta ^Fget two beers and ^Cjump

^CWhen your phone aint got no reception you gotta ^Fget two beers and ^Cjump

^CWhen youve had enough of your congressmen you gotta ^Fget two beers and ^Cjump

^CWhen you burn your eggs in the fryin pan you gotta ^Fget two beers and ^Cjump

^CWhen the dishes are pilin up in the sink you gotta ^Fget two beers and ^Cjump

^CWhen your favorite pen runs out of ink you gotta ^Fget two beers and ^Cjump

^CWhen people have ugly feet and where flip flops you gotta ^Fget two beers and ^Cjump

^CWhen the bank forecloses on your house you gotta ^Fget two beers and ^Cjump

^CWhen the batteries die on your wireless mouse you gotta ^Fget two beers and ^Cjump

^CWhen someone tells you what happened on Jersey Shore you gotta ^Fget two beers and ^Cjump

^CWhen your mad as hell and cant take it any more you gotta ^Fget two beers and ^Cjump

Chorus 3:

^CYou gotta get two beers and jump gotta^F get two beers and ^Cjump x6

^CYou gotta get two beers and jump (Grab those beers!) you gotta^F get two beers and ^Cjump (and take that slide!)

^Cyou gotta get two beers and jump (and then jump on down!) you gotta^F get two beers and ^Cjump (come on down to the other side!)

Repeat Chorus and Fade Out! END!!!

Jimmy Fallon - Two beers and jump the ballad of stephen slater