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Two Beers and Jump (The Ballad of Stephen Slater) - Jimmy Fallon & The Roots Verse 1:
DThis here is the story of a mCan from Jet GBlue
DGot pushed around, on the job So he dCid what he had to Gdo
Dthe passenger was gettin rude Stephen Cgrabbed two ice cold Gbeers
DHe got on the PA and said Cthere goes 28 Gyears
Chorus:
DAnd then he took them beers and jumped CHe took two beers and Gjumped
GHe took two beers and jumped yeah, Che took two beers and Gjumped
Verse 2:
DSo when your boss is riden your ass you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump
DWhen your truck aint got no gas you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump
Chorus 2:
GYou gotta get two beers and jump yeah, Che took two beers and Gjumped
Verse 3:
DSo when you learn your wifes been cheating you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump
DWhen your phone aint got no reception you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump
DWhen youve had enough of your congressmen you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump
DWhen you burn your eggs in the fryin pan you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump
DWhen the dishes are pilin up in the sink you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump
DWhen your favorite pen runs out of ink you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump
DWhen people have ugly feet and where flip flops you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump
DWhen the bank forecloses on your house you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump
DWhen the batteries die on your wireless mouse you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump
DWhen someone tells you what happened on Jersey Shore you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump
DWhen your mad as hell and cant take it any more you gotta Cget two beers and Gjump
Chorus 3:
GYou gotta get two beers and jump gottaC get two beers and Gjump x6
GYou gotta get two beers and jump (Grab those beers!) you gottaC get two beers and Gjump (and take that slide!)
Gyou gotta get two beers and jump (and then jump on down!) you gottaC get two beers and Gjump (come on down to the other side!)
Repeat Chorus and Fade Out! END!!!