Jay Foreman - Stealing food

^D7Stealing ^Gfood, stealing food Stealing^C food, food,^G food Eating^C what belongs to^D others puts me^G in a good^G7 mood Though my^C friends say that I^D shouldn’t, There is^G nothing that I^E7 wouldn’t steal. ^AmFood, ^Cfood, ^Dfood, ^D/F#food,^G food!!

I’m a^Em veritable gastronomic^Am kleptomaniac While my^B friends are having dinner is when^Em I like to attack I say^Am “look, what’s that be^Dhind you?” and they^G turn around to^E7 see Then I^Am finish what they’re eating, and I^D say “it wasn’t^D7 me.”

^D7Stealing ^Gfood, stealing food Stealing^C food, food,^G food Cheefi^Cng chips and pin^Dching pringles ^Gputs me in^G7 a good mood Food is s^Co much more delicio^Dus If my fr^Giends are all s^E7uspicious! Stealing f^Amood, f^Cood, f^Dood, f^D/F#ood, ^Gfood!!

Now, ^Emthe most efficient way^Am to satisfy your appetite Is to ea^Bt from your friends’ cupboards in ^Emthe middle of the night But n^Amo matter if you’re tem^Dpted; you should ne^Gver take the lo^E7t Leave ^Amthe packaging behind; remind them ^Dwhat they haven^D7’t got.

^D7Stealing ^Gfood, stealing food Stealing^C food, food,^G food When I^C risk it for a b^Discuit, then I’^Gm in a goo^G7d mood It’s the ^Cbest of all decisio^Dns Going kl^Gepto on provisi^E7ons Stealing f^Amood, f^Cood, f^Dood, f^D/F#ood, ^Gfood!!

At th^Eme local supermarket, t^Amhey’ve got food on every shelf Simply h^Bide it in your jumper, you can tak^Eme it for yourself If th^Ame camera doesn’t s^Dee you and you’re r^Gelatively qu^E7ick You ca^Amn fill yourself for days with all the th^Dings that you c^D7an nick!

^D7Stealing ^Gfood, stealing food Stealing^C food, food,^G food Run-aw^Caying without pa^Dying puts me in^G a good mo^G7od With my m^Cethod tried and tes^Dted I will n^Gever be arreste^E7d Stealing f^Amood, f^Cood, f^Dood, f^D/F#ood, ^Gfood!!

On th^Eme A1(M) in Hatfield th^Amere’s a warehouse, yes that’s right! Massive ^Blorry-loads of food go in and out ^Emall day and night If yo^Amu’re clever with y^Dour timing and ther^Ge’s ten of y^E7ou at least You’ll^Am be driving home a lorry with a ^Dveritable f^D7east!

^D7Stealing ^Gfood, stealing food Stealing^C food, food,^G food Jackin^Cg lorryloads fro^Dm Sainsburys pu^Gts me in a^G7 good mood Stealing,^C stealing, stealing^D, stealing, stealing, Stealing^G, stealing, ste^E7aling, stealing ^AmFood, ^Cfood, ^Dfood, ^D/F#food,^G food!!

^GPinch the peanuts ^CNick the nik-naks ^DTake the tea-bags ^GBurgle the beef burgers ^GGrab the grape juice ^CRob the rice cakes ^DHeist the hobnobs ^GVolez les vols-au-vons ^GLift the lurpack ^CSnatch the snack-a-jacks ^DJack the Jaffa cakes ^GPick up the penguins ^GYoink the yum-yums ^CSwipe the sweeties ^DSteeeeeea^D7ling ^Gfooo^Cooo^Dd!!!! ^G