Jay Foreman - Stealing food
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Stealing Food
© Jay Foreman, 1st October 2006
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D7Stealing Gfood, stealing food
StealingC food, food,G food
EatingC what belongs toD others puts meG in a goodG7 mood
Though myC friends say that ID shouldn’t,
There isG nothing that IE7 wouldn’t steal.
AmFood, Cfood, Dfood, D(F#)food, Gfood!!
I’m aEm veritable gastronomicAm kleptomaniac
While myB friends are having dinner is whenEm I like to attack
I sayAm “look, what’s that beDhind you?” and theyG turn around toE7 see
Then IAm finish what they’re eating, and ID say “it wasn’tD7 me.”
Stealing food, stealing food
Stealing food, food, food
Cheefing chips and pinching pringles puts me in a good mood
Food is so much more delicious
If my friends are all suspicious!
Stealing food, food, food, food, food!!
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Now, the most efficient way to satisfy your appetite
Is to eat from your friends’ cupboards in the middle of the night
But no matter if you’re tempted; you should never take the lot
Leave the packaging behind; remind them what they haven’t got.
Stealing food, stealing food
Stealing food, food, food
When I risk it for a biscuit, then I’m in a good mood
It’s the best of all decisions
Going klepto on provisions
Stealing food, food, food, food, food!!
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At the local supermarket, they’ve got food on every shelf
Simply hide it in your jumper, you can take it for yourself
If the camera doesn’t see you and you’re relatively quick
You can fill yourself for days with all the things that you can nick!
Stealing food, stealing food
Stealing food, food, food
Run-awaying without paying puts me in a good mood
With my method tried and tested
I will never be arrested
Stealing food, food, food, food, food!!
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On the A1(M) in Hatfield there’s a warehouse, yes that’s right!
Massive lorry-loads of food go in and out all day and night
If you’re clever with your timing and there’s ten of you at least
You’ll be driving home a lorry with a veritable feast!
Stealing food, stealing food
Stealing food, food, food
Jacking lorryloads from Sainsburys puts me in a good mood
Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing,
Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing
Food, food, food, food, food!!
GPinch the peanuts
CNick the nik-naks
DTake the tea-bags
GBurgle the beef burgers
Grab the grape juice
CRob the rice cakes
DHeist the hobnobs
GVolez les vols-au-vons
Lift the lurpack
CSnatch the snack-a-jacks
DJack the Jaffa cakes
GPick up the penguins
Yoink the yum-yums
CSwipe the sweeties
DSteeeeeeaD7ling GfoooCoooDd!!!! G