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Stealing Food © Jay Foreman, 1st October 2006 (capo 1st fret)
D7Stealing Gfood, stealing food StealingC food, food,G food
EatingC what belongs toD others puts meG in a goodG7 mood Though myC friends say that ID shouldn’t,
There isG nothing that IE7 wouldn’t steal. AmFood, Cfood, Dfood, D(F#)food, Gfood!!
I’m aEm veritable gastronomicAm kleptomaniac While myB friends are having dinner is whenEm I like to attack
I sayAm “look, what’s that beDhind you?” and theyG turn around toE7 see Then IAm finish what they’re eating, and ID say “it wasn’tD7 me.”
Stealing food, stealing food Stealing food, food, food Cheefing chips and pinching pringles puts me in a good mood Food is so much more delicious If my friends are all suspicious! Stealing food, food, food, food, food!! (capo up 1 fret) Now, the most efficient way to satisfy your appetite Is to eat from your friends’ cupboards in the middle of the night But no matter if you’re tempted; you should never take the lot Leave the packaging behind; remind them what they haven’t got. Stealing food, stealing food Stealing food, food, food When I risk it for a biscuit, then I’m in a good mood It’s the best of all decisions Going klepto on provisions Stealing food, food, food, food, food!! (capo up 1 fret) At the local supermarket, they’ve got food on every shelf Simply hide it in your jumper, you can take it for yourself If the camera doesn’t see you and you’re relatively quick You can fill yourself for days with all the things that you can nick! Stealing food, stealing food Stealing food, food, food Run-awaying without paying puts me in a good mood With my method tried and tested I will never be arrested Stealing food, food, food, food, food!! (capo up 1 fret) On the A1(M) in Hatfield there’s a warehouse, yes that’s right! Massive lorry-loads of food go in and out all day and night If you’re clever with your timing and there’s ten of you at least You’ll be driving home a lorry with a veritable feast! Stealing food, stealing food Stealing food, food, food Jacking lorryloads from Sainsburys puts me in a good mood Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing, Stealing, stealing, stealing, stealing Food, food, food, food, food!!
GPinch the peanuts CNick the nik-naks
DTake the tea-bags GBurgle the beef burgers
Grab the grape juice
CRob the rice cakes DHeist the hobnobs
GVolez les vols-au-vons
Lift the lurpack
CSnatch the snack-a-jacks DJack the Jaffa cakes
GPick up the penguins
Yoink the yum-yums
CSwipe the sweeties DSteeeeeeaD7ling GfoooCoooDd!!!! G