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F Dm F F Oh, Sister Josephine, what do all these policemen mean Dm Dm G F G7 By coming to the convent in a grim limousine, after Sister Josephine? F Dm F F While you, Sister Josephine, you sit with your boots upon the altar screen Dm Dm G G7 F You smoke one last cigar - what a funny nun you are! Dm Dm The policemen say that Josephine's a burglar in disguise Dm Dm Big bad Norman, fifteen years on the run Dm Dm The Sisters disbelieve it no that can't be Josephine Dm D F# G7 Just think about her tenderness towards the younger nuns. F Dm F F Oh, Sister Josephine, they're searching the chapel where you've been seen Dm Dm G F G7 The nooks and the crannies of the nuns' canteen after Sister Josephine. F Dm F F While you Sister Josephine, you sip one farewell Benedictine Dm Dm G G7 F Before your au revoir - a right funny nun you are! Dm Dm Dm Dm Admittedly her hands are big and hairy and embellished with a curious tattoo Dm Dm Admittedly her voice is on the deep side Dm D F# G7 And she seems to shave more often than the other Sisters do. F Dm F F Oh, Sister Josephine, founder of the convent pontoon team Dm Dm They're looking through your bundles of rare magazines G F G7 After Sister Josephine. F Dm F F While you, Sister Josephine, you give a goodbye sniff of benzedrine Dm Dm G G7 F To the convent budgerigar - a bloody funny nun you are! Dm Dm No longer will her snores ring through the chapel during prayers Dm Dm Nor her lustful moanings fill the stille night Dm Dm No more empty bottles of altar wine come clunking from her cell Dm D F# G7 No longer will the cloister toilet seat stand upright. F Dm F F Oh, Sister Josephine, slipping through their fingers like Vaseline Dm Dm G F G7 Leaving them to clutch your empty crinoline, after Sister Josephine. F Dm F F While you Sister Josephine, sprinting through the suburbs when last seen Dm Dm Dressed only in your wimple and your rosary G F F F A right funny nun you seem to be.