Capo: 2

Artist: Jake Thackray Song: Sister Josephine Tabbed by: DJ 28th Mar 2013 Tuning: Standard CAPO: 2nd fret (Sounds in key of A) * Gmaj7 E7b9 Am D Daug | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / | / / / / |

^GOh, Sister Jo^Bm7sephine, ^Bbm7 w^Am7hat do a^Dll these po - li^Gcemen mean.. By c^E7b9oming to the convent in a g^Amrim limousine,^Eb7 af^Dter ^DaugSister Jose - p^Ghine? W^D7hile y^Gou, Sister Jos^Bm7ephine,^Bbm7 you ^Am7sit with your b^Doots upon the a^Gltar screen, You ^E7b9smoke one last ci - ^Amgar, ^Eb7 w^D7hat a funny nun you a^Gre! ^D7 ^G

The pol^B7icemen say that Josephine's a bu^Emrglar in disguise, '^B7Big Bad Norman', fifteen years on the ^Emrun, The Si^A7sters disbelieve it, "No, t^Dhat can't be Josephine! A7 D A7 D7(type2) Daug(type2) Just think about her tenderness to - wards...the younger...nuns!"

^GOh, Sister Jo^Bm7sephine,^Bbm7 they're se^Am7arching the ch^Dapel, where yo^Gu've been seen, The ^E7b9nooks, and the crannies, of the n^Amuns' canteen,^Eb7 af^Dter ^DaugSister Jose - p^Ghine, Wh^D7ile y^Gou Sister Jos^Bm7ephine,^Bbm7 you ^Am7sip one far^Dewell Ben^Gedictine, Be - ^E7b9fore your 'Au re - v^Amoir', ^Eb7 a r^D7ight funny nun you a^Gre! ^D7 ^G

Ad - mi^B7ttedly her hands are big and h^Emairy, And em - bel^B7lished with a curious tat - ^Emtoo, Ad - mi^A7ttedly her voice is on the d^Deep side, A7 D A7 D7(type2) Daug(type2) And she seems to shave more often than the other..Sisters...do!

^GOh, Sister Jos^Bm7ephine,^Bbm7 fo^Am7under of the con^Dvent pon^Gtoon team, They're l^E7b9ooking through your bundles of ^Amrare magazines, ^Eb7 Af^Dter S^Daugister Jose - p^Ghine, W^D7hile y^Gou, Sister Jose^Bm7phine, you ^Bbm7give a go^Am7od-bye sn^Diff of Ben^Gzedrine... To the c^E7b9onvent budgeri - ^Amgar, ^Eb7 a bl^D7oody funny nun you a^Gre! ^D7 ^G

No lo^B7nger will her snores ring through the ch^Emapel during prayers, Nor her lu^B7stful moanings fill the stilly n^Emight, No more e^A7mpty bottles of altar wine come clu^Dnking from her cell, No lo^A7nger will the cloister toilet s^Deat...s^A7tand..^Ddim.up - ri^D7ght!

^GOh, Sister Jo^Bm7sephine, ^Bbm7 sli^Am7pping through their fi^Dngers like Vas^Geline, Le^E7b9aving them to clutch your e^Ammpty crinoline, ^Eb7 af^Dter S^Daugister Jose - p^Ghine, W^D7hile y^Gou Sister Jo^Bm7sephine,^Bbm7 sprin^Am7ting through the su^Dburbs, w^Ghen last seen, Dressed ^E7b9only in your wimple and your r^Amosary, ^Eb7 A r^D7ight funny nun you s^Ebeem... ^Fto... ^Gbe!

** Fret positions are relative to capo: Gmaj7 = 320002 Bm7 = x24232 A7 = x02223 E7b9 = xx0101 Bbm7 = x13121 D7(type2) = xx0575 Am = x02210 Am7 = x02010 Daug(type2)= xx0776 D = xx0232 Eb7 = x1103x Ddim = xx0101 Daug = xxx332 B7 = x21202 Eb = xx5343 G = 320003 Em = 022000 F = 133211 D7 = xx0212

Jake Thackray - Sister josephine