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[Intro] B E B E C#m G#m F# B E F# B [Verse]
BMy mother was a mail order bride My father was a fool till the day he C#mdied So is it any wG#monder I'm not F#good enough for Byou? I'm just gonna Eleave these garage F#flowers and push on Bthrough
Hey honey, I was Ewondering where you've Bbeen Because if you don't ring the bell then you won't getC#m in I'm not getting any G#myounger waiting F#home alone for Byou If you're just gonna Eleave these garage F#flowers and push on Bthrough
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Hey Ebaby I'll never live up to you in your ivory tower there's not enough room for twoB For me and you So I Esing you my second rate serenade, I bring you half cut flowers and I'm half afraid of F#you But I'm half in G#mlove Said with a Ecough And the price scratched offB
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BMy mother only ran with the chosen few And she would not Eapprove of a man like C#myou But she was never G#mhappy, all F#alone with a bird's eye Bview And me I wouldn't Emind if you took me F#down just a peg or Btwo
BI don't want too much and I don't know what I need And a bar on a Friday Enight is about my C#mspeed So meet me in the G#mmiddle baby, come on F#down just a peg or Btwo And we can take a walk Earound some common F#ground just me and Byou
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Hey Ebaby I'll never live up to you in your ivory tower there's not enough room for twoB For me and you So I Esing you my second rate serenade, I bring you half cut flowers and I'm half afraid of yF#ou But I'm half in lG#move Said with a Ecough And the sticker pulled Boff