Half Man Half Biscuit - The best things in life
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FMy uncle Charlie is a Ccynical man
And his Fwife's a touch sceptical Ctoo
They've got Fone of those stickers in the Cback of their van
It says &Fquot;We've seen the prices atC the zoo"
Well toFday I knocked upon their door and Csaid that I was passing
And FCharlie launched a scathing atCtack
When I Fasked him what I'd done he said "C;You stupid bastard
We Flive in a cul-de-Csac"F;.C F C
FWent to Dali's party it was Cfancy dress
FI just stuck an apple in my Cface
I Fsaw a chap who obviously was Cout to impress
FReckoned he beat Gagarin in to Cspace
He said &Fquot;Hi tChere Salv, Flike sorryC I'm late
But I was Fgetting done Cup as a Mogul FThrash AceCtate"
FMe I got Cbored, so FI went Chome
FGot into Cbed and Fcame to the conCclusion:
CThere is nothing Fbetter in life
Than Gwriting on the Fsole of your Gslipper with a Cbiro,
CThere is nothing Fbetter in life
Than Gwriting on the Fsole of your Gslipper with a Cbiro,
CThere is nothing Fbetter in life
Than Gwriting on the Fsole of your Gslipper with a Cbiro,
CThere is nothing Fbetter in life
Than Gwriting on the Fsole of your Gslipper with a Fbiro
On a GSaturday night instead of G7going to the Cpub.