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FMy uncle Charlie is a Ccynical man And his Fwife's a touch sceptical Ctoo They've got Fone of those stickers in the Cback of their van It says &Fquot;We've seen the prices atC the zoo" Well toFday I knocked upon their door and Csaid that I was passing And FCharlie launched a scathing atCtack When I Fasked him what I'd done he said "C;You stupid bastard We Flive in a cul-de-Csac"F;.C F C FWent to Dali's party it was Cfancy dress FI just stuck an apple in my Cface I Fsaw a chap who obviously was Cout to impress FReckoned he beat Gagarin in to Cspace He said &Fquot;Hi tChere Salv, Flike sorryC I'm late But I was Fgetting done Cup as a Mogul FThrash AceCtate" FMe I got Cbored, so FI went Chome FGot into Cbed and Fcame to the conCclusion: CThere is nothing Fbetter in life Than Gwriting on the Fsole of your Gslipper with a Cbiro, CThere is nothing Fbetter in life Than Gwriting on the Fsole of your Gslipper with a Cbiro, CThere is nothing Fbetter in life Than Gwriting on the Fsole of your Gslipper with a Cbiro, CThere is nothing Fbetter in life Than Gwriting on the Fsole of your Gslipper with a Fbiro On a GSaturday night instead of G7going to the Cpub.