Half Man Half Biscuit - The best things in life
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CMy uncle Charlie is a Gcynical man
And his Cwife's a touch sceptical Gtoo
They've got Cone of those stickers in the Gback of their van
It says &Cquot;We've seen the prices atG the zoo"
Well toCday I knocked upon their door and Gsaid that I was passing
And CCharlie launched a scathing atGtack
When I Casked him what I'd done he said "G;You stupid bastard
We Clive in a cul-de-Gsac"C;.G C G
CWent to Dali's party it was Gfancy dress
CI just stuck an apple in my Gface
I Csaw a chap who obviously was Gout to impress
CReckoned he beat Gagarin in to Gspace
He said &Cquot;Hi tGhere Salv, Clike sorryG I'm late
But I was Cgetting done Gup as a Mogul CThrash AceGtate"
CMe I got Gbored, so CI went Ghome
CGot into Gbed and Ccame to the conGclusion:
GThere is nothing Cbetter in life
Than Dwriting on the Csole of your Dslipper with a Gbiro,
GThere is nothing Cbetter in life
Than Dwriting on the Csole of your Dslipper with a Gbiro,
GThere is nothing Cbetter in life
Than Dwriting on the Csole of your Dslipper with a Gbiro,
GThere is nothing Cbetter in life
Than Dwriting on the Csole of your Dslipper with a Cbiro
On a DSaturday night instead of D7going to the Gpub.