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CMy uncle Charlie is a Gcynical man And his Cwife's a touch sceptical Gtoo They've got Cone of those stickers in the Gback of their van It says &Cquot;We've seen the prices atG the zoo" Well toCday I knocked upon their door and Gsaid that I was passing And CCharlie launched a scathing atGtack When I Casked him what I'd done he said "G;You stupid bastard We Clive in a cul-de-Gsac"C;.G C G CWent to Dali's party it was Gfancy dress CI just stuck an apple in my Gface I Csaw a chap who obviously was Gout to impress CReckoned he beat Gagarin in to Gspace He said &Cquot;Hi tGhere Salv, Clike sorryG I'm late But I was Cgetting done Gup as a Mogul CThrash AceGtate" CMe I got Gbored, so CI went Ghome CGot into Gbed and Ccame to the conGclusion: GThere is nothing Cbetter in life Than Dwriting on the Csole of your Dslipper with a Gbiro, GThere is nothing Cbetter in life Than Dwriting on the Csole of your Dslipper with a Gbiro, GThere is nothing Cbetter in life Than Dwriting on the Csole of your Dslipper with a Gbiro, GThere is nothing Cbetter in life Than Dwriting on the Csole of your Dslipper with a Cbiro On a DSaturday night instead of D7going to the Gpub.