Half Man Half Biscuit - Paradise lost youre the reason why

^CWell you say you only watch docu^Gmentaries And that bad cold you've got - that's the ^Cflu And that book that you foisted u^Fpon me ^CI'll never ^Gread it, will ^Cyou? Did you ^Fplay in the Garden of ^CEden? Were the ^Ggoalkeeper's gloves to you ^Ctossed? 'Cos it ^Fseems to me you're the ^Creason You're the reason why ^GParadise ^CLost. Was it you who invented the ^Gschool run? At the Laboratoires Garnier, ^CGaul? And is it you who's to stone for the ^Fmotorway cone Barry ^CVenison and Da^Gvina Mc^CCall? Did you ^Fplay in the Garden of ^CEden? Were the ^Ggoalkeeper's gloves to you ^Ctossed? 'Cos it ^Fseems to me you're the ^Creason You're the reason why ^GParadise ^CLost.

Well we've ^Cboth seen your personalised ^Greg plates And it's not the worst crime I a^Cgree But we both know full well that it ^Freally should spell T-^CW-A-^GT O-N-^CE. Did you ^Fplay in the Garden of ^CEden? Were the ^Ggoalkeeper's gloves to you ^Ctossed? 'Cos it ^Fseems to me you're the ^Creason You're the reason why ^GParadise ^CLost. You're the reason why ^GParadise ^CLost, You're the reason why ^GParadise ^CLost.