Half Man Half Biscuit - Paradise lost youre the reason why

^AWell you say you only watch docu^Ementaries And that bad cold you've got - that's the ^Aflu And that book that you foisted u^Dpon me ^AI'll never ^Eread it, will ^Ayou? Did you ^Dplay in the Garden of ^AEden? Were the ^Egoalkeeper's gloves to you ^Atossed? 'Cos it ^Dseems to me you're the ^Areason You're the reason why ^EParadise ^ALost. Was it you who invented the ^Eschool run? At the Laboratoires Garnier, ^AGaul? And is it you who's to stone for the ^Dmotorway cone Barry ^AVenison and Da^Evina Mc^ACall? Did you ^Dplay in the Garden of ^AEden? Were the ^Egoalkeeper's gloves to you ^Atossed? 'Cos it ^Dseems to me you're the ^Areason You're the reason why ^EParadise ^ALost.

Well we've ^Aboth seen your personalised ^Ereg plates And it's not the worst crime I a^Agree But we both know full well that it ^Dreally should spell T-^AW-A-^ET O-N-^AE. Did you ^Dplay in the Garden of ^AEden? Were the ^Egoalkeeper's gloves to you ^Atossed? 'Cos it ^Dseems to me you're the ^Areason You're the reason why ^EParadise ^ALost. You're the reason why ^EParadise ^ALost, You're the reason why ^EParadise ^ALost.