Half Man Half Biscuit - Outbreak of vitas gerulaitis

^FTedious people, ^Gtiresome ^Ftown ^Dmunder the gaze of the ^Gmayoral frown ^FAlways calm with a ^Ggentle ^Fbreeze - ^DmTarkus in black ^Gvinyl please. ^FWhat would you ^Fdo?^F If the ^Dmsexton's wife from the ^Gbest kept village near^Fby ^Gcame ^Frunning ^G With ^Fbells ^Ground her ^Fneck^G and said You'd ^Dmbetter move away, to^Gmorrow or today 'Cos when the ^Fowl ^Gstarts ^Flaughing^G we will ^Fall ^Gfall ^Fdown ^G There's an ^Dmoutbreak of Vitas Geru^G7laitis on the ^Fway. ^{G F G7}

^FWhy it's Mr Ko^Gwal^Fski -^Dm it was you all a^Glong ^FThat ski lodge ^Gwould have been ^Fmine if it ^Dmwasn't for you meddling ^Gkids. But ^Fwhat can you ^Fdo?^F When your ^Dmmum's in Rampton ^Gbouncing off the walls And singing '^FWho's ^Gaf^Fraid^G of Vir^Fgin^Gia ^FWade?^G' ^DmWhy do that today when you can ^Galways put it off until to^Fmorrow?^{G F G} F DCD F G F G Was our motto, subsequently engraved on a plaque As a re^Fminder ^Gof the at^Ftack of ^G7Vitas Geru^Flaitis.^{G F G}

We ^Fall ^Gfall ^Fdown^G, we ^Fall ^Gfall ^Fdown,^G We ^Fall ^Gfall ^Fdown^G, we ^Fall ^Gfall ^Fdown,^{G F}Who's ^Gaf^Fraid^G of Vir^Fgin^Gia ^FWade? ^{G F}Who's ^Gaf^Fraid^G of Vir^Fgin^Gia ^FWade? ^G An ^Dmoutbreak of Vitas Geru^G7laitis in the ^Ftown ^{G F G} F DCD F DCD F G F In the town, in the town, in the town We ^Gall fall ^Fdown.