Half Man Half Biscuit - Outbreak of vitas gerulaitis

^GTedious people, ^Dtiresome ^Ctown ^Amunder the gaze of the ^Dmayoral frown ^GAlways calm with a ^Dgentle ^Cbreeze - ^AmTarkus in black ^Dvinyl please. ^GWhat would you ^Cdo?^G If the ^Amsexton's wife from the ^Dbest kept village near^Gby ^Dcame ^Crunning ^D With ^Gbells ^Dround her ^Cneck^D and said You'd ^Ambetter move away, to^Dmorrow or today 'Cos when the ^Gowl ^Dstarts ^Claughing^D we will ^Gall ^Dfall ^Cdown ^D There's an ^Amoutbreak of Vitas Geru^D7laitis on the ^Gway. ^{D C D7}

^GWhy it's Mr Ko^Dwal^Cski -^Am it was you all a^Dlong ^GThat ski lodge ^Dwould have been ^Cmine if it ^Amwasn't for you meddling ^Dkids. But ^Gwhat can you ^Cdo?^G When your ^Ammum's in Rampton ^Dbouncing off the walls And singing '^GWho's ^Daf^Craid^D of Vir^Ggin^Dia ^CWade?^D' ^AmWhy do that today when you can ^Dalways put it off until to^Gmorrow?^{D C D} G DCD G D C D Was our motto, subsequently engraved on a plaque As a re^Gminder ^Dof the at^Ctack of ^D7Vitas Geru^Glaitis.^{D C D}

We ^Gall ^Dfall ^Cdown^D, we ^Gall ^Dfall ^Cdown,^D We ^Gall ^Dfall ^Cdown^D, we ^Gall ^Dfall ^Cdown,^{D G}Who's ^Daf^Craid^D of Vir^Ggin^Dia ^CWade? ^{D G}Who's ^Daf^Craid^D of Vir^Ggin^Dia ^CWade? ^D An ^Amoutbreak of Vitas Geru^D7laitis in the ^Gtown ^{D C D} G DCD G DCD G D C In the town, in the town, in the town We ^Dall fall ^Gdown.