Half Man Half Biscuit - If i had possession over pancake day

^FOutside Goldsmith's ^Fcoughing up ^Fblood Turner Prize judge gasps &^Gquot;Christ th^Fat's good: Leave it as it is, it'll ^Fget first ^Fplace We'll call it 'A full shift ^Gat the coal ^Fface'". Oh well you're ^Fneither a ^FStuckist or a ^G7Y B ^FA And you're no ^Flonger a ^Fminer ^G7as of to^Fday. Praise for the wardens ^Fready to ^Ffine Anyone caught saying '^Ggraphic de^Fsign' Rag mag seller said ^FI'd be in ^Fpleats Only when he'd been ^Gcleaned from the ^Fstreets. Oh I could ^Fsqueeze my ^Flemon 'til my ^G7blues went a^Fway If ^FI had poss^Fession over ^G7Pancake ^FDay. Give a phil^Fosophy ^Fstudent a ^G7glass of lime^Fade And ^Fhe will ^Fsay 'is this a ^G7glass of lime^Fade?' And '^Fif so, ^Fwhy is it a ^G7glass of lime^Fade?' And^F after a ^Fwhile^G7 he'll die of ^Fthirst.