Half Man Half Biscuit - If i had possession over pancake day

^GOutside Goldsmith's ^Ccoughing up ^Gblood Turner Prize judge gasps &^Dquot;Christ th^Gat's good: Leave it as it is, it'll ^Cget first ^Gplace We'll call it 'A full shift ^Dat the coal ^Gface'". Oh well you're ^Cneither a ^GStuckist or a ^D7Y B ^GA And you're no ^Clonger a ^Gminer ^D7as of to^Gday. Praise for the wardens ^Cready to ^Gfine Anyone caught saying '^Dgraphic de^Gsign' Rag mag seller said ^CI'd be in ^Gpleats Only when he'd been ^Dcleaned from the ^Gstreets. Oh I could ^Csqueeze my ^Glemon 'til my ^D7blues went a^Gway If ^CI had poss^Gession over ^D7Pancake ^GDay. Give a phil^Cosophy ^Gstudent a ^D7glass of lime^Gade And ^Che will ^Gsay 'is this a ^D7glass of lime^Gade?' And '^Cif so, ^Gwhy is it a ^D7glass of lime^Gade?' And^C after a ^Gwhile^D7 he'll die of ^Gthirst.