Half Man Half Biscuit - 27 yards of dental floss
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Well. I Etold her that I thought life's too short
And we really should go for a ride;
Paul's just phoned - the war's postponed
So come on I've got the Plymouth outside.
The Asky's a bit dull but the fridge is full
Things could be a lot worse -
It's Enot like you've been captured by Barbary corsairs,
I said "B7let's head Winchester way" Ashe said "been yeaterday"
E27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile.
EFired by wine she was almost mine
'Til a fight broke out in the bar;
Third Rate Les in his Burberry fez
Had gone just a little too far,
ANailing down his baling wire to the laminate floor
He Esang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore,
I said "B7would you like to go the zoo?" Ashe said "yeah, but not with you"
E27 yards of dental floss but she still won't give me a smile.
B7I'm King Euphoria, Ashe's Queen Victoria
E27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile
I'm B7clowning by the Serpentine, Ashe's still drinking turpentine
EWill she ever shine a light on me?