Well. I ^Ctold her that I thought life's too short And we really should go for a ride;

Paul's just phoned - the war's postponed So come on I've got the Plymouth outside.

The ^Fsky's a bit dull but the fridge is full Things could be a lot worse - It's ^Cnot like you've been captured by Barbary corsairs, I said &^G7quot;let's head Winchester ^Fway" she said "been yeaterday" ^C27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile.

^CFired by wine she was almost mine 'Til a fight broke out in the bar;

Third Rate Les in his Burberry fez Had gone just a little too far,

^FNailing down his baling wire to the laminate floor He ^Csang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore, I said &^G7quot;would you like to go the z^Foo?" she said "yeah, but not with you" ^C27 yards of dental floss but she still won't give me a smile.

^G7I'm King Euphoria, ^Fshe's Queen Victoria ^C27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile I'm ^G7clowning by the Serpentine, ^Fshe's still drinking turpentine ^CWill she ever shine a light on me?

Half Man Half Biscuit - 27 yards of dental floss