Gordon Bok - If i was a dog

If I was a dog I'd ^Awag me tail, I'd ^Gsit me ^Ddown be^Aside the ^Dfire And the girls could pat me ^Aon the back or ^Ganyplace ^Delse their ^Aheart would de^Dsire I wouldn't be after ^Achasing cats, I ^Dwouldn't go baying ^Aat the moon I ^Dwouldn't have time for ^Athings like that, if ^GI was a dog, what ^AI'd be ^Ddoing

Oh-^Gho, oh-^Aho, if ^DI was a dog I'd ^Ghave me ^Aday Oh-^Gho, oh-^Aho, wouldn't ^DI be ^Awagging me ^Dtail

If I was a dog I'd ^Aeat of the best and ^Gonly the ^Dbest that ^Amoney could ^Dbuy I'd go down to the butcher's ^Ashop and I'd ^Glick the ^Dleg of the ^Abutcher's ^Dwife I'd be dining on ^Afilet mignons and ^Dpelican fingers and ^Alobster fins And ^Ddelicate frogs, if ^AI was a dog, I ^Gwouldn't go rooting in ^Anobody's ^Dbins

Oh-^Gho, oh-^Aho, if ^DI was a dog I'd ^Ghave me ^Aday Oh-^Gho, oh-^Aho, wouldn't ^DI be ^Awagging me ^Dtail

I wouldn't be after ^Achasing sheep, I ^Gwouldn't be ^Dafter ^Ahunting ^Dhares I'd prefer to be ^Ahome in me sleep or ^Gdigging a ^Dhole to ^Agod knows ^Dwhere I wouldn't be after ^Apulling the sled like ^Dhuskies up in the Yukon ^Ado ^DI'd prefer to be ^Ahome in me bed with a ^GPekinese, Poodle or ^AKerry ^DBlue

Oh-^Gho, oh-^Aho, if ^DI was a dog I'd ^Ghave me ^Aday Oh-^Gho, oh-^Aho, wouldn't ^DI be ^Awagging me ^Dtail

And woe betide the ^Afool that tried to ^Gspay the ^Dwife or ^Aneuter ^Dme Before I'd let him a^Away with ^Gthat, by ^Dgod I'd ^Ashow me pedi^Dgree I'd put up a ^Ahell of a fight and ^Dwouldn't that be a ^Asight to see Just ^Done strategic ^Anip, the neute^Grer becoming the ^Aneute^Dree

Oh-^Gho, oh-^Aho, if ^DI was a dog I'd ^Ghave me ^Aday Oh-^Gho, oh-^Aho, wouldn't ^DI be ^Awagging me ^Dtail

And sooner or later I'd ^Afather a litter and ^Gteach the ^Dlittle ones ^Ahow to ^Dbe If any of them tried to get ^Asmart, begod, I'd ^Gchase the ^Dlot of 'f#m^A up a^D tree So if you're walking a^Along the street and an ^Delegant dog you ^Ahappen to see ^DSteppin' it out, give ^Aus shout, you ^Gcould be you and that ^Awould be ^Dme

Oh-^Gho, oh-^Aho, if ^DI was a dog I'd ^Ghave me ^Aday Oh-^Gho, oh-^Aho, wouldn't ^DI be ^Awagging me ^Dtail

Singing, oh-^Gho, oh-^Aho, if ^DI was a dog I'd ^Ghave me ^Aday Oh-^Gho, oh-^Aho, wouldn't ^DI be ^Awagging me ^Dtail