Garfunkel and Oates - You me and steve

^AmCandlelight and moonlight a^Fll around us ^CI look into your ^Geyes ^AmYou hold my hand undern^Feath the table ^CAnd I can't disgu^Gise the way I f^Ameel I could've ^Fwished a thousand ^Cwishes For this ^Gnight I can't be^Amlieve

That it's finally ^Fme and you and ^Cyou and me Just us^G and your friend ^CSteve Do do do^G do do do do ^CSteve Do do do^G do do do do l^Ameave What's the deal with ^Fyour friend Steve? hey, how it^G's going?

^AmYou took me out for whoppers and t^Fo the movies ^CI was hoping for ro^Gmance ^AmYou even took me to the M^Fexican circus ^CI thought there was a ^Gchance we'd be ^Amalone I could've wis^Fhed a thousand wis^Ches For Stev^Ge to disappe^Amar

What the ^Fhecks your freaking pr^Coblem? ^GWhy he's always ^Chere? Do do do do do d^Go do Steve ^C Do do do^G do do do do Go ^Amaway what's the deal with your f^Friend Steve? hey, how it^G's going?

^AmIt's not that I don't ^Glike your friend But how ^Fmany hours with him can ^Cyou spend? ^AmAnd it's not that I do^Gn't think he's great But it's^F only you, ^Gonly you I wanna ^Cfellate ^F

^AmAre you gay for Steve, I think you ^Fmay be ^CAnd that would be alrig^Ght ^AmBut let a chick know just what your steez^F is ^CSo I know if I sh^Gould shave tonight ^Am

I could've wis^Fh a thousand wishe^Cs 'Cause I^G like to be with^Am you But it's always ^Fme and you and y^Cour friend Steve There's^G nothing I can ^C Do do do^G do do do do Ste^Cve Do do do^G do do do do ^Am Why d^Gon't you just gonna be with your best friend, and ^Fboyfriend Steve.

(mute)

Oh, hey - Kate: You know what, I don't actually care how he's doing. Riki: Me either. ^CSteve