Garfunkel and Oates - You me and steve

Can^Amdlelight and moonlight al^Fl around us I ^Clook into your ^Geyes Yo^Amu hold my hand un^Fderneath the table A^Cnd I can’t disg^Guise the way I feel

I c^Amould’ve wi^Fshed a thousand wi^Cshes For this ni^Gght, I can’t be^Amlieve That it’s finally ^Fme and you, and ^Cyou and me Ju^Gst us, and your friend St^Ameve

Do-do-do d^Fo do-do ^Cdo, Ste^Gve Do-do-d^Amo do do-do ^Fdo, leave! What’s t^Che deal with ^Gyour frien^Amd Steve-- ^FOh, h^Cey! How's it go^Ging?

You ^Amtook me out for waff^Fles and to the movies I was hop^Cing for ro^Gmance You ev^Amen took me to the Me^Fxican circus I th^Cought there was a ch^Gance we’d be a^Amlone

I could’ve wis^Fhed a thousand wi^Cshes For St^Geve to disap^Ampear What the fuc^Fk’s your fucking ^Cproblem? Why’s^G he always he^Amre?

Do-do-do d^Fo do-do^C do, Ste^Gve ^AmDo-do-do ^Fdo do-do^C do, go ^Gaway! ^AmWhat’s the deal with you^Fr friend Steve^C-- Oh, hey! Ho^Gw's it going?

It’s ^Amnot that I don’t li^Fke your friend But ho^Cw many hours with h^Gim can you spend? And i^Amt’s not that I don’t th^Fink he’s great But it's only y^Cou, only you^G I wanna fellate

Ar^Ame you ga^Fy for Steve? I th^Cink you may ^Gbe An^Amd that would be alr^Fight But let a bit^Cch know just what^G your steez is S^Amo I know if I^F should shave to^Cnight

I^G could’ve wi^Amshed a thousand ^Fwishes 'Cause I l^Cike to be with y^Gou But if it’s a^Amlways me and y^Fou and your friend S^Cteve There’s nothing I^G can...

Do^Am-do-do do^F do-do d^Co, S^Gteve Do^Am-do-do d^Fo do-do ^Cdo Why don't yo^Gu just go be with you^Amr best friend A^Fnd boyfrien^Cd St^Geve!