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DYou say hello EmAnd I say hello back DYou say it's nice to EmSee me again crap DThis conversation just keeps going EmWant to get through this without you knowing DYou can see it in my eyes EmMy calculating bullshit lies DYou look at me so appalled Emcause I don't recognize you at aDll Em
DNow am I an asshole EmOr are you just boring DCause one of these two things mEmust be true DAm I self absorbed preoccupied and shEmockingly cunty DOr is there just nothing memorable aEmbout you GWell even if I'm arrogant and Atotally suck GI'm still betting on the latter 'cause you're Abland as fuck
DI don't know who you are EmI don't have a freaking clue DSo get a catchphrase get an accent EmFuck your face up with a tattoo DOkay so fine so now you know EmThat I don't know so there you go DThat you don't even look a little familiar to Emme And I blame Dyou Em I blame Dyou Em
DI'm willing to bet EmThis happens to you a lot DThis can't be the first EmBlank stare that you've got
DYou're a sand-filled desert without a mirage EmYou're a Honda Accord in a parking garage DYou're camouflage on camouflage EmYou're a dumb white guy on entourage DYou've chosen no form of expression EmYet expect to make an impression
DNow am I a shithead EmOr are you just blugh DHey I think that question is Empretty fair DYou're looking at me like I dEmiscovered Alaska DBut I won't remember you anyway so EmI don't care GYou're overwhelming averageness is Asuch a drag GSo fix the situation or Awear a name tag
DI don't know who you are EmNot even a little bit DCarry nun-chucks adopt a black kid EmTo make people give a shit DOkay so fine so now you know EmThat I don't know so there you go DThat you don't even look a little familiar to Emme And I blame Dyou Em I blame yDou Em
I blame yDou Em I blame yDou