Garfunkel and Oates - I dont know who you are

^DYou say hello And ^EmI say hello back ^DYou say it's nice to ^EmSee me again, crap

This ^Dconversation just keeps going Want to ^Emget through this without you knowing ^DYou can see it in my eyes My ^Emcalculating bullshit lies ^DYou look at me so appalled 'cause ^EmI don't recognize you at ^Dall ^Em

Now am ^DI an asshole Or are ^Emyou just boring? 'Cause ^Done of these two things ^Emmust be true Am I ^Dself absorbed, preoccupied, and ^Emshockingly cunty Or is there ^Djust nothing memorable ^Emabout you? Well ^Geven if I'm arrogant and ^Atotally suck I'm still ^Gbetting on the latter 'cause you're ^Abland as fuck.

I don't ^Dknow who you are I ^Emdon't have a freaking clue So get a ^Dcatchphrase, get an accent Fuck your f^Emace up with a tattoo O^Dkay, so fine, so now you know That ^EmI don't know, so there you go That you ^Ddon't even look a little familiar to ^Emme And I blame ^Dyou ^Em I blame ^Dyou ^Em

^DI'm willing to bet This^Em happens to you a lot ^DThis can't be the first ^EmBlank stare that you've got

You'^Dre a sand-filled desert without a mirage You're a^Em Honda Accord in a parking garage ^DYou're camouflage on camouflage You'^Emre a dumb white guy on entourage ^DYou've chosen no form of expression Yet e^Emxpect to make an impressi^Don ^Em

Now am^D I a shithead Or are ^Emyou just blugh? Hey I t^Dhink that question i^Ems pretty fair Yo^Du're looking at me like I just dr^Emop-kicked a baby But I won'^Dt remember you anyway so^Em I don't care You're ^Goverwhelming average^Aness is such a drag So fix ^Gthe situation or wear a na^Ame tag

I don't^D know who you are Not ^Emeven a little bit Carry nun^D-chucks, adopt a black kid To make ^Empeople give a shit O^Dkay, so fine, so now you know That ^EmI don't know, so there you go That you ^Ddon't even look a little familiar to ^Emme And I blame ^Dyou ^Em I blame ^Dyou ^Em

I blame^D you ^Em I blame ^Dyou ^Em