Gaelic Storm - The space race

Well I^F wonder why it ^Fis that we have r^Amascals rogues and l^Gosers We've got r^Foustabouts raps^Fcallions and a b^Amucket load of b^Goozers We've got b^Falladeers and bl^Fowhards of all s^Gorts We've got p^Foets priests and pirates ^Gbut we have no astro^Fnauts

^FOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ^Goh (x3) oh, oh, oh, ^Foh, ^FOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ^Goh (just listen to the song, it makes sense, trust me)

^FThey say there was a space race if there ^Gwas I think I ^Fmissed it ^FFrom the earth up to the moon and back, ^Gdoesn't that take the ^Fbiscuit ^GWell I wouldn't mind a little ride in zero gravity as ^Flong as they could promise I'd be ^Ghome in time for tea

I've got me ^Ftwo good legs if I ^Gwanna take a trip, ^FI've got no use ^Gfor a rocket ship I'll ^Fwalk if you don't mind It's how I ^Galways get around I might be ^Amstaring at the ^Gstars but I keep ^Fboth feet on the ^Fground ^FOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ^Goh both feet on the g^Fround ^FOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ^Goh I've got both feet on the ^Fground ^FOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ^Goh Oh, oh, oh, ^Foh ^FOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ^Goh

There's a ^Fgreat big giant vacuum ^Gup there in the ^Fsky ^FAh but where's the place to plug it in I ^Gthink it's all a ^Flie ^GI've heard of Halley's Comet, And I'll tell you what I think It's j^Fust a kind of chemical for ^Gcleaning out the sink

^FWe've got no use for Sputnik We've got s^Gponge to go ar^Found ^FAnd you'll never see the shuttle land on the ^Gstreets of Newlyn ^FTown ^GWell in the fields of "Vatimbly" there's not a launching pad in sight We've ^Fgot no "Mersa voyageurs&^Gquot; and we turned out all right