Gaelic Storm - The space race

Well I^G wonder why it ^Cis that we have r^Emascals rogues and l^Dosers We've got r^Goustabouts raps^Ccallions and a b^Emucket load of b^Doozers We've got b^Calladeers and bl^Gowhards of all s^Dorts We've got p^Coets priests and pirates ^Dbut we have no astro^Gnauts

^GOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ^Doh (x3) oh, oh, oh, ^Goh, ^GOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ^Doh (just listen to the song, it makes sense, trust me)

^GThey say there was a space race if there ^Dwas I think I ^Gmissed it ^GFrom the earth up to the moon and back, ^Ddoesn't that take the ^Gbiscuit ^DWell I wouldn't mind a little ride in zero gravity as ^Clong as they could promise I'd be ^Dhome in time for tea

I've got me ^Ctwo good legs if I ^Dwanna take a trip, ^CI've got no use ^Dfor a rocket ship I'll ^Cwalk if you don't mind It's how I ^Dalways get around I might be ^Emstaring at the ^Dstars but I keep ^Cboth feet on the ^Gground ^GOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ^Doh both feet on the g^Ground ^GOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ^Doh I've got both feet on the ^Gground ^GOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ^Doh Oh, oh, oh, ^Goh ^GOh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ^Doh

There's a ^Ggreat big giant vacuum ^Dup there in the ^Gsky ^GAh but where's the place to plug it in I ^Dthink it's all a ^Glie ^DI've heard of Halley's Comet, And I'll tell you what I think It's j^Cust a kind of chemical for ^Dcleaning out the sink

^GWe've got no use for Sputnik We've got s^Dponge to go ar^Gound ^GAnd you'll never see the shuttle land on the ^Dstreets of Newlyn ^GTown ^DWell in the fields of "Vatimbly" there's not a launching pad in sight We've ^Cgot no "Mersa voyageurs&^Dquot; and we turned out all right