Autoscroll
1 Column 
Text size
Transpose 0
Titties And Beer Frank Zappa From the album Zappa In New York F# B A E
It was theF# blackest Bnight! There was no Amoon in sight!E (you know the F#stars aint shiBnin Cause the Askys too tight)E I heard theF# scary Bwind! I seen someA ugly trees!E There was aF# werewolf honkBin, Long theA side of me!E
Im Bmean n Im Abad, (yknow I Eaint no F#sissy) Got a Bbig-titty Agirly by the Ename of F#chrissy BTalkin aboAut her n my Ebike n mF#e... N this Bride up the Amountain of EmysteF#ry, (EmysteF#ry)
(how re you doin? ) F# B A E I noticed even the crickets Acted weird up here And so I figured I might Just drink a little beer I said, gimme summa that what yer suckin on... But there was no reply Cause she was gone! (B A E F# progression) Wheres those titties I like so well, N my goddam beer! Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise Like a crunchin twig, n up jumped the devil! (hes about this big!) (F# B A E progression) He had a red suit on An a widows peak An then a pointed tail N like a sulphur reek, Yes, it was him awright, I swear I knowed it was! He had some human flesh Stuck underneath his claws You know, it looked to me Like it was titty skin! I said, you son-of-a-bitch! (cause I was mad at him!) He just got out his floss N started cleanin his fang So I shot him with my shooter, Said: bang! bang! bang! For this Section just play the B A E F# progression in powerchords or fifths (if you don't know what a powerchord is). i.E. B5 A5 E5 F#5 Then the sucker just laughed n said, put it away... You know, I ate her all up...now what you Gonna say? You ate my chrissy? titties n all! Well, what about the beer then, boy? were the cans This tall? Even her boots? would I lie to you? Shit, you musta been hungry! yes, this is true. Well don't they pay you good for the Stuff that you do? Well, you know, I can't complain when the checks come through... Well I want my chrissy, n I want my beer So you just barf it back up now, devil, Do you hear? Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I mean, I am the devil, Do you understand? just what will you give me For your Titties and beer? I suppose you noticed this little Contract here... yer goddam right, you son-of-a-whore, Don't call me that That's about the only reason ...gimme that paper...bet yer ass I'll sign... Cause I need a beer, n it's titty-squeezin time Man, you can't fool me...you aint that bad... I mean you shoulda seen some of the souls I had... Why there was milhous nixon n agnew, too... N both of those suckers was worse n you... Well, lets make a deal if you think that's true I mean, you're the devil, so whatcha gonna do? (improvised dialog) Wait a minute...a tinge of doubt crosses my mind...when you say... That you want to make a deal with me... That's very, very true Im only interested in two things Yeah? See if you can guess what they are I would think...uh...lets see, maybe stravinsky... Ill give you two clues. let go of your pickle What? Let go of your pickle! Im not holding my pickle Well, whos holding your pickle then? I don't know...shes out in the audience... Hey dale, would you like to come up here and hold My pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage? Im only interested in two things, and that's Titties and beer You know what I mean? What? Titties and beer Titties and beer Titties and beer Titties and beer Titties and beer Titties and beer Titties and beer! Titties and beer! I don't know if you're the right guy? Titties and beer! Titties and beer! No! don't sign it! give me time to think! ...hold on a second, boy, cause...that's Magic ink! (back to F# B A E) Then the devil barfed N out jumped my girl They heard the titties plop-ploppin All around the world, she said: (Just keep Playing B here) I got three beers n a fist fulla downs, An I'm gonna get ripped, so fuck You clowns! (F# B A E progression) Then she gave us the finger! (it was rigid n stiff) That's when the devil, she farted An she went right over the cliff! The devil was mad! (I took off to my pad) I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? I swear I do declare! How did she get back there? I swear I do declare! How did she get back there?