Frank Zappa - Titties and beer

It was the ^Bmblackest n^Amight! There was no ^Emoon in ^Amsight! (you know the ^Bmstars ain't ^Amshinin' 'cause the ^Esky's too ^Amtight) I heard the ^Bmscary ^Amwind! I seen some ^Eugly ^Amtrees! There was a ^Bmwerewolf ^Amhonkin', 'long the ^Eside of ^Amme! ^BmI'm mean 'n ^AmI'm bad, (y'know I ^Eain't no ^Amsissy) ^BmGot a big-titty ^Amgirly by the ^Ename of '^Amchrissy' ^BmTalkin' about ^Amher 'n my ^Ebike 'n ^Amme... ^Bm'n this ride up the ^Ammountain of ^Emy-^Amstery, (^Emy-^Amstery)

I noticed ^Bmeven the ^Amcrickets Acted ^Eweird up ^Amhere And so ^BmI figured ^AmI might Just drink a ^Elittle ^Ambeer I said, ^Bmgimme summa ^Amthat what yer ^Esuckin' ^Amon... But there was ^Bmno ^Amreply 'cause ^Eshe was ^Amgone! ^Bmwhere's those ^Amtitties I ^Elike so ^Amwell, 'n' my ^Bmgoddam ^Ambeer! Is what I ^Estarted to ^Amyell, then I ^Bmheard this ^Amnoise Like a ^Ecrunchin' ^Amtwig, 'n ^Bmup jumped the ^Amdevil! (he's ^Eabout this ^Ambig!) He had a ^Bmred suit ^Amon An' a ^Ewidow's ^Ampeak An' then a ^Bmpointed ^Amtail 'n like a ^Esulphur ^Amreek, Yes, it was ^Bmhim ^Amawright, I swear I ^Eknowed it ^Amwas! He had some ^Bmhuman ^Amflesh Stuck under-^Eneath his ^Amclaws You know, it ^Bmlooked to ^Amme Like it was ^Etitty ^Amskin! I said, you ^Bmson-of-a-^Ambitch! ('cause I was ^Emad at ^Amhim!) He just got ^Bmout his ^Amfloss 'n started ^Ecleanin' his ^Amfang So I ^Bmshot him with my ^Amshooter, Said: ^Bmbang! ^Ambang! ^Fmbang!

Then the^Bm sucker just^Am laughed 'n said:^E put it^Fm away! You know, I ^Bmate her all ^Amup...now what you ^EGonna ^Fmsay? You ^Bmate my ^Amchrissy? yeah! ^Etitties 'n ^Fmall! Well what ^Bmabout the ^Ambeer then? now, ^Ewere the cans this ^Fmtall? ^BmEven her ^Amboots? would I ^Elie to ^Fmyou? Shit, you ^Bmmusta been ^Fmhungry! yeah, ^Ethis is ^Fmtrue. Don't they ^Bmpay you ^Amgood for the ^EStuff that ^Fmyou do? well, you know, ^BmI can't com-^Amplain when the ^Echecks come ^Fmthrough... Well ^BmI want my ^Amchrissy, Oh yeah? 'n ^EI want my ^Fmbeer Hah! So you just ^Bmbarf it back ^Amup! Now, devil, ^Edo you ^Fmhear? ^Bmblow it out your ^Amass, motor-^Ecycle ^Fmman! I mean, ^BmI am the ^Amdevil, do you ^Eunder-^Fmstand? Just ^Bmwhat will you ^Amgive me for your ^ETitties and ^Fmbeer? I suppose you ^Bmnoticed this ^Amlittle ^EContract ^Fmhere... Yer ^Bmgoddam ^Amright, you ^Eson-of-a-^Fmwhore! Don't call me that! That's ^Bmabout the only ^Amreason I learned ^Ewritin' ^Fmfor! ^BmGimme that ^Ampaper! bet yer ^Ehorns I'll ^Fmsign! Because ^BmI need a ^Ambeer, 'n it's ^Etitty- Squeezin' ^Fmtime! man, you ^Bmcan't fool ^Amme! you ^Eain't that ^Fmbad! Oh yeah? Why you ^Bmshoulda ^Amseen some of the ^Esouls that I've ^Fmhad! There was ^Bmmilhous ^Amnixon 'n ^Eagnew ^Fmtoo! 'n both of ^Bmthose ^Amsuckers was ^Eworse 'n ^Fmyou! ^BmLet's make a ^Amdeal if you ^Ethink That's ^Fmtrue I mean, you're ^Bmsupposed to be the ^Amdevil so...^Ewhatcha Gonna ^Fmdo? Heh? wait a minu^Bmte...a tinge of ^Amdoubt crosses my mind...^Ewhen you ^Fmsay... That you ^Bmwant to make a deal with ^Amme... ^Ethat's very, very true^Fm I'm ^Bmonly inte-^Amrested in ^Etwo ^Fmthings yeah? ^BmSee if you ^Amcan guess ^Ewhat they ^Fmare ^Bmi would think^Am...uh...^Elet's see, ^Fmmaybe stravinsky... ^Bmi'll give you two ^Amclues. ^Elet go of ^Fmyour pickle ^Bmwhat? ^Amlet go of ^Eyour pickle!^{Fm Bm}i'm not holding my ^Ampickle ^Ewell, who's hold-^Fming your pickle ^Bmthen? ^Ami don't know.^E..she's ^Fmout in the audience^Bm... ^AmHey dale, would you ^Elike to come up here and ^Fmhold My ^Bmpickle to satisfy this ^Amweird man out on the ^Estage?^{Fm Bm}i'm only interested in ^Amtwo things, and ^Ethat's ^FmTitties and beer ^BmYou know what I mean?^{Am E}what? ^Fm

^BmTitties and ^Ambeer ^ETitties and ^Fmbeer ^BmTitties and ^Ambeer ^ETitties and ^Fmbeer ^BmTitties and ^Ambeer ^ETitties and ^Fmbeer ^BmTitties and beer! ^AmTitties and beer! ^ETitties and beer! ^FmTitties and beer! ^Bmno! don't ^Amsign it! ^Egive me time to ^Fmthink... I mean ^Bmhold on a ^Amsecond boy, 'cause that's ^Emagic ^Fmink!

And then the ^Bmdevil let go of his ^Ampickle ^EAnd out come my ^Amgirl, there was her ^Bmtitties ^AmFlop-floppin'...all around the world She said ^Bmi got me three ^Ambeers and a ^Efistful of ^Amdowns And I'm ^Bmgonna get ^Amripped, so ^Efuck, you ^Amclowns! Then she ^Bmgave us the ^Amfinger, it was ^Erigid and ^Amstiff That's when the ^Bmdevil, he ^Amfarted And she went ^Eright over the ^Amcliff! The ^Bmdevil was ^Ammad, I took ^Eoff to my ^Ampad I swear ^BmI do de-^Amclare! How did she ^Eget back ^Amthere?