Father John Misty - The ideal husband

^DJuu^Fuuu^Guuu^Gmuuulia^Dn i^Fs g^Gonn^Gma take my f^Diii^Fiii^Giii^Gmiiiiiiile^Ds ^{F G Gm Bb}Every woman that I’ve slept with, ^Gevery friendship ^GmI’ve neglected, ^BbDidn’t call when grandma died, I s^Gpent my money g^Gmetting drunk and high ^BbI’ve done things unprotected, p^Groceeded to d^Gmrive home wasted, ^BbBought things to win over siblings, I^G’ve said awful things, such a^Gmwful things ^GAnd now, ^Gmnow it’s o^Bbut... ^GAnd now, ^Gmnow it’s out...

^DJuu^Fuuu^Guuu^Gmuuulian ^Dhe'^Fs g^Gonn^Gma take my f^Diii^Fiii^Giii^Gmiiiiiiile^Ds ^{F G Gm Bb}Telling people jokes to shut them up, r^Gesenting people ^Gmthat I love, ^BbSleep in til two then doing shit, ^Gjust stay in bed and ^Gmlater lie about it, ^BbObsessing over graying hair, kn^Gowing just what p^Gmeople wanna hear, ^BbBinging on unearned attention, I’ve said a^Gwful things, such ^Gmawful things ^GAnd now, ^Gmnow it’s o^Bbut... ^GAnd now, ^Gmnow it’s out...

^BbI came by at seven in the morning, s^Geven in the morning, ^Gmseven in the morning ^BbI came by at seven in the morning, ^GI said "baby, I’m f^Gminally succumbing" ^BbSaid something dumb like "I’m t^Gired of running, t^Gmired of running, tired of running ^BbLet’s put a baby in the oven, wo^Guldn’t I make the ^Gmideal husband?"