Father John Misty - The ideal husband

^EJu^Gli^Aan^Am is gonna take my ^Efi^Gle^As ^{Am C}Every woman that I’ve slept with, ^Aevery friendship ^AmI’ve neglected, ^Cdidn’t call when grandma died, ^AI spent my money ^Amgetting drunk and high ^CI’ve done things unprotected, ^Aproceeded to dr^Amive home wasted, ^Cbought things to win over siblings - ^AI’ve said awful^Am things, such awful^C things

^Aand now, ^Amnow it’s^C out There!

^Aand now,^Am now it’s out E G A Am (x2)

^EJu^Gli^Aan^Am, he’s gonna tak^Ee ^Gmy^A f^Amiles ^CTelling people jokes to shut them up, ^Aresenting pe^Amople that I love, ^Csleep in til two then doing shit, ^Ajust stay in ^Ambed and later lie about it, ^Cobsessing over graying hair, ^Aknowing just what ^Ampeople wanna hear, ^Cbinging on unearned attention - ^AI’ve said awfu^Aml things, such awful ^Cthings ^Aand now, ^Amnow it’^Cs out

^Aand now, ^Amnow it’^Cs out ^CI came by at seven in the morning ^Aseven in the morning, ^Amseven in the morning ^CI came by at seven in the morning ^AI said, baby, I’m^Am finally succumbing ^Csaid something dumb like I’m tired of running ^Atired of running, ^Amtired of running ^CLet’s put a baby in the oven - ^Awouldn’t I make the^Am ideal husband?