Fairport Convention - Naughty sailors alphabet
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The Naughty Sailors' Alphabet
FA is for Farsehole allF covered in haFir
GB is for Gblowjob afterF which we don't Fcare
FC is for Gcunt which Fdoth glisten and ponFg
FD's diarrheaF, that's sGhit all gone wrFong
Chorus
FMerrily, Fmerrily, Fso merry sail Fwe
GNo mortal oGn Earth LikFe a sailor at Fsea
FHeave away, Ghaul away, Fthe ship roles alFong
FGive a sailoFr his gobble Gand there's fuck all goes Fwrong
E is for eunuch with only one ball
F's the poor fucker that's got none at all
G is for gobble which we've already had
H is for the handfull which can't be that bad
Chorus
I is for incest, that's fucking your mum
J is for jobfull, that's one up the arm
K is for knickers all torn up and stamped on
L is for locked up with clamps on my Hampton
Chorus
M is for morals, we hope you have none
N's for the nasty that belongs to the nun
O is for orifice, that's long for a whole
P is for penis, that's prick to a prole
Chorus
Q is for question that says do you fuck?
R is the answer like hard fucking luck!
S is for shit, what a foul fucking lot!
T's tits and turds, and tossers, and twots!
Chorus
U is for uniform, preferably school
V's for vagina, that's cunt only cool
W's for wanking, that's caning our cocks
X is the experiment of fucking your socks
Chorus
Y is for y-fronts all skid marked and grimy
Z is for zollocks, it's wrong but it's rhymy
There's butter and cheese and bread on the shelf
If you want anymore then go fuck yourself!