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The Naughty Sailors' Alphabet
GA is for Garsehole allC covered in haGir DB is for Dblowjob afterC which we don't Gcare GC is for Dcunt which Cdoth glisten and ponGg GD's diarrheaG, that's sDhit all gone wrGong
Chorus
GMerrily, Gmerrily, Cso merry sail Gwe DNo mortal oDn Earth LikCe a sailor at Gsea GHeave away, Dhaul away, Cthe ship roles alGong GGive a sailoGr his gobble Dand there's fuck all goes Gwrong
E is for eunuch with only one ball F's the poor fucker that's got none at all G is for gobble which we've already had H is for the handfull which can't be that bad Chorus I is for incest, that's fucking your mum J is for jobfull, that's one up the arm K is for knickers all torn up and stamped on L is for locked up with clamps on my Hampton Chorus M is for morals, we hope you have none N's for the nasty that belongs to the nun O is for orifice, that's long for a whole P is for penis, that's prick to a prole Chorus Q is for question that says do you fuck? R is the answer like hard fucking luck! S is for shit, what a foul fucking lot! T's tits and turds, and tossers, and twots! Chorus U is for uniform, preferably school V's for vagina, that's cunt only cool W's for wanking, that's caning our cocks X is the experiment of fucking your socks Chorus Y is for y-fronts all skid marked and grimy Z is for zollocks, it's wrong but it's rhymy There's butter and cheese and bread on the shelf If you want anymore then go fuck yourself!