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Tuning: Db Ab Db Gb Bb Eb
[Intro (Fade in)] Dm E7 G D9 Dm E7 G A D9 Dm E7 G D9 Dm E7 G Dm Dm (x4) [Verse 1]
A7A you might say, "Hey, I lost my sense of humor" Well, I'm quite surprised I didn't lose it sooner
Why waste my breath on anything less than talk so trivial? As a man I ran out of material [Chorus]
DmWhy did the chicken go across the road DmTo get to the other side? DmI'm still waiting for the punchline DmAnd whoever said, the grass always grows DmGreener on the other side DmI'm still waiting for the punchline
[Verse 2]
A7The good ol' days I was known to wear a smile Like all good G5thiA5ngs tG5heyA5've gone out of sD/F#tyle A7I will admit, usually a quick with I found me amusing
What used to be, no longer are amusing [Chorus]
DmWhy did the chicken go across the road DmTo get to the other side? DmI'm still waiting for the punchline DmAnd whoever said, the grass always grows DmGreener on the other side DmI'm still waiting for the punchline
[Interlude] Dm Dm (x4) [Guitar Solo] Dm Dm (x2) [Verse 3]
A7It's nothing that you said,G5 A5 G5no,A5 nothing that you did A7 A5It must have been a badG5 joA5ke G5 A5 tG5hatA5's G5gonA5e ovD/F#er my heA7ad
What me worry, another tragedy Ladder plus time, equals comedy [Chorus]
DmWhy can't I get to the other side? I'm still waiting for the punchline
And whoever said, the grass always grows Greener on the other line I'm still waiting for the punchline [Outro] Dsus2 Dm E7 G D9 Dm E7 G D D9 Dm E7 G (x10) and fade