Evelyn Evelyn - You only want me cause you want my sister

^CYou pulled up at the house at half past s^Ceven, In your ^Dm‘69 Impala^F, shook hands with my father, And we ^Cstopped off at the drug store by the ^Cdrive-in, For some ^DmTrojans and a six-pack, ^FStill your eyes kept wandering back to ^Dmher, It’s al^Fways her So let’s get one thing straightened out here^C, sir

If you ^Fthink you’re seein^Cg double Let me ^Csave you some ^Dmtrouble This ^Fain’t no two-fo^Cr-one bargain here^C, mister ‘Caus^Fe I’m much more t^Chan just twice shy I’v^Ce had enough tw^Dmo-timing guys Who ^Fonly want me ^C‘cause they want m^Cy sister

My eyes are just as blue as hers, my ^Chair is just as fine, And the ^Dmtattoo on her lower back’s ^Fexactly just like mine But, if you^C look beneath the surface, We’re a^Cs different as can be, ‘Cause there?^Dm??s just one heart that beats for you And that ^Fheart belongs to me And not to ^Dmher, it’s alway^Fs her So let’s get one thing straight if I’m y^Cour girl

And ^Dmif tomorrow you should die My ^Fsister would not bat an eye She ^Cdoesn’t even know your name She’^Cs going with some other guy As ^Dmlong as she is still around I’l^Fl always have a trace of doubt I need to know your love is real, but ^Chow?

We’r^Ce all dressed up, the flowers sure ar^Ce pretty Mother ^Dmpays her last respects I look ar^Found, no one suspects That it was ^Cme who put the Drano in her ^Ccoffee And ^Dmnow that she is underground I’l^Fl know that you’re not hanging ‘round For ^Dmher, no, not ^Ffor her And now I’ll know you^Cr love is true fo^Cr sure

It ^Fpains my heart to ^Cthink of her A ^Crotting, stinking, maggot-infested, Bloated, and pus-oozing corpse ^Dmbeneath the earth You ^Fcan’t imagin^Ce just how much ^DmI miss her, But ^Fnow I know you ^Cwant me, not my ^Csister.