Evelyn Evelyn - You only want me cause you want my sister

^GYou pulled up at the house at half past s^Deven, In your ^Em‘69 Impala^C, shook hands with my father, And we ^Gstopped off at the drug store by the ^Ddrive-in, For some ^EmTrojans and a six-pack, ^CStill your eyes kept wandering back to ^Amher, It’s al^Cways her So let’s get one thing straightened out here^D, sir

If you ^Cthink you’re seein^Dg double Let me ^Gsave you some ^Emtrouble This ^Cain’t no two-fo^Dr-one bargain here^G, mister ‘Caus^Ce I’m much more t^Dhan just twice shy I’v^Ge had enough tw^Emo-timing guys Who ^Conly want me ^D‘cause they want m^Gy sister

My eyes are just as blue as hers, my ^Dhair is just as fine, And the ^Emtattoo on her lower back’s ^Cexactly just like mine But, if you^G look beneath the surface, We’re a^Ds different as can be, ‘Cause there?^Em??s just one heart that beats for you And that ^Cheart belongs to me And not to ^Amher, it’s alway^Cs her So let’s get one thing straight if I’m y^Dour girl

And ^Emif tomorrow you should die My ^Csister would not bat an eye She ^Gdoesn’t even know your name She’^Ds going with some other guy As ^Emlong as she is still around I’l^Cl always have a trace of doubt I need to know your love is real, but ^Dhow?

We’r^Ge all dressed up, the flowers sure ar^De pretty Mother ^Empays her last respects I look ar^Cound, no one suspects That it was ^Gme who put the Drano in her ^Dcoffee And ^Emnow that she is underground I’l^Cl know that you’re not hanging ‘round For ^Amher, no, not ^Cfor her And now I’ll know you^Dr love is true fo^Gr sure

It ^Cpains my heart to ^Dthink of her A ^Grotting, stinking, maggot-infested, Bloated, and pus-oozing corpse ^Embeneath the earth You ^Ccan’t imagin^De just how much ^EmI miss her, But ^Cnow I know you ^Dwant me, not my ^Gsister.