Evelyn Evelyn - You only want me cause you want my sister

^GYou pulled up at the house at half past s^Deven, In your ^Em'69 Impala, ^Cshook hands with my father, And we ^Gstopped off at the drug store by the ^Ddrive-in, For some ^EmTrojans and a six-pack, ^CStill your eyes kept wandering back to ^Amher, It's alwa^Cys her So let's get one thing straightened out here, ^Dsir

If you ^Cthink you're seeing ^Ddouble Let me ^Gsave you some ^Emtrouble This ^Cain't no two-for-^Done bargain here, ^Gmister 'Cause ^CI'm much more than ^Djust twice shy I've ^Ghad enough two-^Emtiming guys Who ^Conly want me ^D'cause they want my ^Gsister

My eyes are just as blue as hers, my ^Dhair is just as fine, And the ^Emtattoo on her lower back's ex^Cactly just like mine But, if you^G look beneath the surface, We're as ^Ddifferent as can be, 'Cause there's ^Emjust one heart that beats for you And that ^Cheart belongs to me And not to ^Amher, it's always ^Cher So let's get one thing straight if I'm your ^Dgirl

And ^Emif tomorrow you should die My ^Csister would not bat an eye She ^Gdoesn't even know your name She's ^Dgoing with some other guy As ^Emlong as she is still around I'll ^Calways have a trace of doubt I need to know your love is real, but ^Dhow'

We're ^Gall dressed up, the flowers sure are ^Dpretty Mother ^Empays her last respects I look ar^Cound, no one suspects That it was ^Gme who put the Drano in her ^Dcoffee And ^Emnow that she is underground I'll ^Cknow that you're not hanging 'round For ^Amher, no, not ^Cfor her And now I'll know your ^Dlove is true for ^Gsure

It ^Cpains my heart to ^Dthink of her A ^Grotting, stinking, maggot-infested, Bloated, and pus-oozing corpse ^Embeneath the earth You ^Ccan't imagine ^Djust how much I ^Emmiss her, But ^Cnow I know you ^Dwant me, not my ^Gsister.