Emilie Autumn - Girls girls girls

^DmStep right up We bring to you the finest entert^Bbainment And I am pleased to be your ^A7humble servant Acc^Dmept our hospitality indu^A7lge in abnormality

Step right ^Dmup We've something here for everyone's enj^Bboyment I do this as a gift not f^A7or employment A p^Dmortrait of insanity appro^A7ached with pure humanity

Come see our g^Dirls crazy gi^Arls If you're w^D/F#illing to be thrilled this is a he^D7ll of a ri^Ade Those g^Emirls crazy gi^B5rls ^DThey're hot they^A7're nuts they're s^D7uicidal Tickets ch^Deap it's a cri^Ame And they're ^D/F#half price after o' clock so toss^D7 us a dime^A To see these lo^Emvely freaks of n^A7ature for a l^Dimited time Come see the g^Emirls gi^A7rls gir^Dls

S^Dome of them are really quite attr^E7active as you see S^A7ome are truly hideous I'm su^Dre that you'll agree While o^Emthers still look r^A7ather quite a l^Dot like you and me But you m^Eustn't let them fool you j^A7ust one more rule

You shouldn't l^Dook this one too l^E7ong in the eye And t^A7hat one let's just ke^Dep walking by These ain't no o^Emrdinary g^A7irls and we've a ste^Dady supply Grab an^Emother cup of t^A7ea and fo^Dllow me

To see our g^Dirls crazy gi^Arls If you're w^D/F#illing to be thrilled this is a he^D7ll of a ri^Ade Those g^Emirls crazy gi^B5rls ^DThey're hot they^A7're nuts they're s^D7uicidal Tickets ch^Deap it's a cri^Ame And they're ^D/F#half price after o' clock so toss^D7 us a dime^A To see these l^Emovely freaks of n^A7ature for a li^Dmited time Come see the g^Emirls gir^A7ls gir^Dls

Now has an^Dybody any clever qu^E7estions for your guide For a p^Eenny more go o^A7n and ask we have not^D7hing here to hide

If ins^Danity's primarily a f^E7emininish malady And ^A7no one's doubting that for it's a sc^Dientific fact Then ac^Emcording to the m^A7edics are they fa^Dultier genetics Are they b^Eorn with this disease or is it so^A7mething they contract

It's all^D to do with reproductive org^E7ans Which are n^A7aturally unstable in a d^Dame You see from lu^Emnar we have lu^A7nacy and lu^Dnatic and loony And they're ^Ealways ovulating by the c^A7ycle of the moony I have a q^Duestion shoot Has any patient ^E7ever been released Would you s^A7end her home if her bizarre beh^Davior would decrease For the g^Emood of our soc^A7iety they o^Dughtn't reproduce So while they m^Eay pretend propriety we'll ne^A7ver let them loose

Come see the g^Dirls crazy gi^Arls If you're w^D/F#illing to be thrilled this is a he^D7ll of a ri^Ade Those g^Emirls crazy gi^B5rls ^DThey're hot they^A7're nuts they're s^D7uicidal Tickets ch^Deap it's a cri^Ame And they're ^D/F#half price after o' clock so toss^D7 us a dime^A To see these l^Emovely freaks of n^A7ature for a li^Dmited time Come see the g^Emirls gir^A7ls gir^Dls

How b^Aig is a lady's brain It's really v^Emery very sm^E7all a simple thou^D7ght is quite a strain This s^Emeems just a bit inhumane It's just a s^Eimple little sh^E7ock it doesn't ca^D7use her any pain

They're r^Deally more like animals than p^E7eople Which as we've pr^A7oven haven't any souls at all^D The only b^Emits that aren't inf^A7erior are b^Dosom and posterior And th^Eese are only useful in a s^A7eedy music hall

They don't b^Dite well they mi^E7ght I say t^A7his one does look h^Dungry tonight So get your p^Emicture with an i^A7nmate But be s^Dure she's locked up tight They're pr^Eactically wild sir ^A7Protect your child sir

Th^Dey don't recall the taste of fr^E7eedom Th^A7ey're just happy if we f^Deed them So point and l^Emaugh it isn't b^A7ad They oughtn't m^Dind because they're mad If you h^Eaven't got a dime toss us your pe^A7arls

Our g^Dirls crazy gi^Arls If you're w^D/F#illing to be thrilled this is a he^D7ll of a ri^Ade Those g^Emirls crazy gi^B5rls ^DThey're hot they^A7're nuts they're s^D7uicidal Tickets ch^Deap it's a cri^Ame And they're ^D/F#half price after o' clock so toss^D7 us a dime^A To see these l^Emovely freaks of n^A7ature for a li^Dmited time Come see the g^Emirls gir^A7ls gir^Dls

I've got a ^Emlot more words to ^A7say but I just ca^Dn't make them rhyme So ladies l^Emet this be a le^A7sson to you kee^Dp your hair uncut Your corsets t^Emight your morals hi^A7gh Your knitting n^Deat your yappers shut This is what c^Emomes of over-ed^A7ucating m^Dentally over-st^Emimulating too much serious c^A7onversating ^Dorganized rel^Emigion-hating sinful over-c^A7opulating m^Darriage without p^Emrocreating girl-on-girl caught l^A7esbiating s^Dhe was caught while m^Emasturbating they all mind man^A7ipulating chr^Donically hall^Emucinating certainly there's ^A7no debating s^Dome we just find f^Emascinating women's rights fac^A7ilitating ^Dindependent th^Emought creating she just may be ^A7complicating g^Det your money ^D7out we're waiting

G^Emirls! G^A7irls! G^Dirls!