Emilie Autumn - Girls girls girls

Step right ^Dmup We bring to you the finest entert^Bbainment And I am pleased to be your ^A7 humble servant Acc^Dmept our hospitality, ind^A7ulge in abnormality

Step right ^Dmup We've something here for everyone's enj^Bboyment I do this as a gift, not ^A7 for employment A p^Dmortrait of insanity, appr^A7oached with pure humanity

Come see our g^Dirls, crazy g^Airls If you're w^D/F#illing to be thrilled, this is a h^D7ell of a r^Aide Those g^Emirls, crazy g^B5irls ^D They're hot, ^A7 they're nuts, ^D7 they're suicidal Tickets ch^Deap, it's a cr^Aime And they're ^D/F#half price after 4 o' clock, so t^D7oss us a d^Aime To see these lo^Emvely freaks of n^A7ature for a l^Dimited time Come see the g^Emirls, g^A7irls, g^Dirls

S^Dome of them are really quite attr^E7active as you see S^A7ome are truly hideous, I'm s^Dure that you'll agree While o^Emthers still look r^A7ather quite a l^Dot like you and me But you m^Eustn't let them fool you, ^A7 just one more rule

You shouldn't l^Dook this one too l^E7ong in the eye And t^A7hat one, let's just k^Deep walking by These ain't no o^Emrdinary g^A7irls, and we've a st^Deady supply Grab an^Emother cup of t^A7ea, and f^Dollow me

To see our g^Dirls, crazy g^Airls If you're w^D/F#illing to be thrilled, this is a h^D7ell of a r^Aide Those g^Emirls, crazy g^B5irls ^D They're hot, ^A7 they're nuts, ^D7 they're suicidal Tickets ch^Deap, it's a cr^Aime And they're ^D/F#half price after 4 o' clock, so t^D7oss us a d^Aime To see these l^Emovely freaks of n^A7ature for a li^Dmited time Come see the g^Emirls, gi^A7rls, g^Dirls

Now, has a^Dnybody any clever q^E7uestions for your guide For a p^Eenny more, go ^A7on and ask, we have n^D7othing here to hide.

If ins^Danity's primarily a f^E7emininish malady, And ^A7no one's doubting that for it's a sc^Dientific fact, Then ac^Emcording to the m^A7edics, are they f^Daultier genetics? Are they b^Eorn with this disease, or is it s^A7omething they contract?

It’s a^Dll to do with reproductive o^E7rgans Which are n^A7aturally unstable in a d^Dame You see, from l^Emunar we have l^A7unacy and l^Dunatic and loony And they're ^Ealways ovulating by the c^A7ycle of the moony I have a q^Duestion (shoot!) Has any patient ^E7ever been released Would you s^A7end her home if her bizarre beh^Davior would decrease? For the g^Emood of our soc^A7iety, they ^Doughtn't reproduce So while they m^Eay pretend propriety, we'll n^A7ever let them loose

Come see the g^Dirls, crazy g^Airls If you're w^D/F#illing to be thrilled, this is a h^D7ell of a r^Aide Those g^Emirls, crazy g^B5irls ^D They're hot, ^A7 they're nuts, ^D7 they're suicidal Tickets ch^Deap, it's a cr^Aime And they're ^D/F#half price after 4 o' clock, so t^D7oss us a d^Aime To see these l^Emovely freaks of n^A7ature for a li^Dmited time Come see the g^Emirls, gi^A7rls, g^Dirls

How b^Aig is a lady's brain? It's really v^Emery, very s^E7mall, a simple th^D7ought is quite a strain This s^Emeems just a bit inhumane It's just a s^Eimple little sh^E7ock, it doesn't c^D7ause her any pain

They're r^Deally more like animals than p^E7eople Which, as we've p^A7roven, haven't any souls at a^Dll. The only b^Emits that aren't inf^A7erior are b^Dosom and posterior And th^Eese are only useful in a s^A7eedy music hall

They don't b^Dite, well they m^E7ight I say t^A7his one does look h^Dungry tonight So get your p^Emicture with an i^A7nmate But be s^Dure she's locked up tight They're pr^Eactically wild sir ^A7 Protect your child sir

Th^Dey don't recall the taste of fr^E7eedom Th^A7ey're just happy if we f^Deed them So point and l^Emaugh, it isn't ^A7bad They oughtn't m^Dind because they're mad! If you h^Eaven't got a dime, toss us your p^A7earls

Our g^Dirls, crazy g^Airls If you're w^D/F#illing to be thrilled, this is a h^D7ell of a r^Aide Those g^Emirls, crazy g^B5irls ^D They're hot, ^A7 they're nuts, ^D7 they're suicidal Tickets ch^Deap, it's a cr^Aime And they're ^D/F#half price after 4 o' clock, so t^D7oss us a d^Aime To see these l^Emovely freaks of n^A7ature for a li^Dmited time Come see the g^Emirls, gi^A7rls, g^Dirls

I've got a ^Emlot more words to ^A7say, but I just c^Dan't make them rhyme So ladies, ^Emlet this be a l^A7esson to you, k^Deep your hair uncut Your corsets t^Emight, your morals h^A7igh Your knitting n^Deat, your yappers shut This is what c^Emomes of over-ed^A7ucating, m^Dentally over-st^Emimulating, too much serious c^A7onversating, ^Dorganized rel^Emigion-hating, sinful over-c^A7opulating, m^Darriage without p^Emrocreating, girl-on-girl caught l^A7esbiating, s^Dhe was caught while m^Emasturbating, they all mind man^A7ipulating, chr^Donically hall^Emucinating, certainly there's ^A7no debating, s^Dome we just find f^Emascinating, women's rights fac^A7ilitating, ^Dindependent th^Emought creating, she just may be ^A7complicating, g^Det your money ^D7out, we're waiting

G^Emirls! G^A7irls! G^Dirls!