Electric Light Orchestra - The diary of horace wimp

^AMonday: Late again, today, he'd be in trouble though he'd ^F#msay he was s^Eorry, ^F#mhe'd have to h^Eurry out the b^Aus. ^D Tuesday:^A Horace was so sad, he'd never had a girl that ^F#mhe could c^Eare for, ^F#mand if he was l^Eate once more, he'd be ^Aout. ^{D A}Don't be afr^Daid, j^Aust knock on the d^Door, Well ^Ahe just stood there m^Dumblin' and fumblin'. ^AThen a voice from a^Dbove said— "H^Aorace Wimp, this ^Gis your life, Go^F#m out and find your^Fself a wife. ^AMake a stand and^G be a man, An^F#md you will have a^F great life plan." You can ^Ado it ^{G F#m F} Come on Ho^Arace^{G F#m F} Wednesday^A: Horace met a girl, she was small and she was ^F#mvery pr^Eetty, ^F#mhe thought he w^Eas in love, he was ^Aafraid. ^D Thursda^Ay: Asks her for a date, the cafe down the street tom^F#morrow e^Evening, ^F#mhis head was re^Eeling, when she said ^A"Yes O.^DK." ^A Don't be afr^Daid, j^Aust knock on the d^Door, Well ^Ahe just stood there m^Dumblin' and fumblin'. ^AThen a voice from a^Dbove said— "H^Aorace Wimp, this ^Gis your life, Go^F#m out and find your^Fself a wife. ^AMake a stand and^G be a man, An^F#md you will have a^F great life plan." You can ^Ado it ^{G F#m F} Come on Ho^Arace^{G F#m F} Fri^Aday: Horace, this is it, he asks the girl if maybe t^F#mhey could m^Earry,

^F#mwhen she says "gl^Eadly." Horace ^Acries. ^D Sunday^A: Everybody's at the church, when Horace rushes in and ^F#msays "Now here come ^Emy wife, ^F#mfor the rest of ^Emy life." and she ^Adid. ^D

^A Don't be afr^Daid, j^Aust knock on the d^Door, Well ^Ahe just stood there m^Dumblin' and fumblin'. ^AThen a voice from a^Dbove said— "H^Aorace Wimp, this ^Gis your life, Go^F#m out and find your^Fself a wife. ^AMake a stand and^G be a man, An^F#md you will have a^F great life plan." Horace W^Aimp ^{G F#m F} H^Aorace Horace H^Gorace Horace H^F#morace Horace Horace Horace H^Forace Horace Horace Horace ^AMonday T^Guesday W^F#mednesday Th^Fursday Fr^Aiday S^Gunday M^F#monday T^Fuesday W^Aednesday Th^Gursday Fr^F#miday S^Funday ^AMonday T^Guesday W^F#mednesday Th^Fursday Fr^Aiday S^Gunday M^F#monday T^Fuesday W^Aednesday Th^Gursday Fr^F#miday S^Funday