Electric Light Orchestra - The diary of horace wimp

^BbMaj7Monday: Late again, today, he'd be in trouble though he'd ^Gmsay he was^F sorry, ^Gmhe'd have to h^Furry out the b^BbM7us. ^Eb Tuesday:^BbMaj7 Horace was so sad, he'd never had a girl that ^Gmhe could c^Fare for, ^Gmand if he was l^Fate once more, he'd be ^BbM7out. ^{Eb Bb}Don't be afr^Eb7aid, j^Bbust knock on the d^Eb7oor, Well ^Bbhe just stood there ^Eb7mumblin' and fumblin'. ^BbThen a voice from a^Eb7bove said— &q^Bbuot;Horace Wimp, t^Abhis is your life, Go^Gm7 out and find your^Gbself a wife. ^BbMake a stand and ^Abbe a man, An^Gm7d you will have a^Gb great life plan." You can d^Bbo it ^{Gb Gm Gb} Come on H^Bborace^{Gb Gm Gb} Wednesday^BbMaj7: Horace met a girl, she was small and she was ^Gmvery pr^Fetty, ^Gmhe thought he ^Fwas in love, he wa^BbMaj7s afraid. ^Eb Thursda^BbMaj7y: Asks her for a date, the cafe down the street tom^Gmorrow e^Fvening, ^Gmhis head was re^Feling, when she said ^BbMaj7"Yes ^EbO.K."

^BbDon't be afr^Eb7aid, j^Bbust knock on the d^Eb7oor, Well ^Bbhe just stood there ^Eb7mumblin' and fumblin'. ^BbThen a voice from a^Eb7bove said— &q^Bbuot;Horace Wimp, t^Abhis is your life, Go^Gm7 out and find your^Gbself a wife. ^BbMake a stand and ^Abbe a man, An^Gm7d you will have a^Gb great life plan." You can d^Bbo it ^{Gb Gm Gb} Come on H^Bborace^{Gb Gm Gb} Fri^Bbday: Horace, this is it, he asks the girl if maybe t^Gmhey could m^Farry,

^Gmwhen she says &q^Fuot;gladly.&qu^Bbot; Horace^Eb cries. Sunday^Bb: Everybody's at the church, when Horace rushes in and ^Gmsays "Now here ^Fcome my wife, ^Gmfor the rest of ^Fmy life." and^Bb she d^Ebid.

^BbDon't be afr^Eb7aid, j^Bbust knock on the d^Eb7oor, Well ^Bbhe just stood there ^Eb7mumblin' and fumblin'. ^BbThen a voice from a^Eb7bove said— &q^Bbuot;Horace Wimp, t^Abhis is your wife, Go^Gm out and find you^Gbrself a life. ^BbMake a stand and ^Abbe a man, An^Gmd you will have ^Gba great life plan." You can d^Bbo it ^{Gb Gm Gb} Come on H^Bborace^{Gb Gm Gb}

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