The Ugliest Man In Town - Dr. Hook

Now han^Cdsome guys get girls that are pretty Other guy^Fs get 'em 'cos they're clever and witty But the on^Cly love I ever get, I ge^A7t out of pity 'Cos I'm^Dm the ugli^G7est man in to^Cwn

I dri^Cve down the road in a Rolls Royce car Use hund^Fred dollar bills when I light my cigar But still yo^Cu know, that won't ge^A7t you very far When you'^Dmre the ug^G7liest man in t^Cown

There was a not^Ge on the doorstep where I was fo^Cund It said ^Gthis sweet child weighs eleven p^Counds So bri^Gng him up healthy and wealthy and stou^Ct Keep his ba^A7ck to the light^Dm, don't let it turn ar^G7ound

Yeah al^Cl you women you're heartless and cold All you ^Fwant is my silver and gold And do^Cn't you know that there's a beautifu^A7l soul Inside th^Dme uglies^G7t man in town^C [Boy do I got plans for us]

Yeah I'^Gm so ugly I shave in the d^Cark Kid^Gs start to cry when I walk^C through the park Clock^Gs stop ticking and do^Cgs start to bark Whene^A7ver I ^Dmcome aroun^G7d

Yeah I w^Calk down the street and the girls all hiss me If I d^Fie tomorrow not one of them would miss me Only ^Creason they ball me is they can^A7't stand to kiss me I'm the ug^Dmliest ma^G7n in town^C Yeah I'm the^Dm ugliest m^G7an in town^C

[You know a guy as ugly as you man could use a manager. You know what I mean' Just sign this small piece of paper here man. You can give me a couple of bucks a week, a couple of free meals man. I'll take you all over the world. We'll go to Japan baby, they'll love you over there baby. They'll make another monster movie with you hahahaha]

Dr. Hook - Ugliest man in town