Darren Criss - So many douchebags guys like peter

^BmSo many do^Cuchebags in the ^Bmworld ^{C Bm}So many d^Couchebags get the^Bm girls who des^B7erve more than a^Embsolutely ^A7anything than y^Emou and I or a^A7nyone could bring They n^Ceed a prince in a^Bmrmor who could sing C Bm (let ring Their love to them

^BmSo many a^Cssholes in this ^Bmplace ^{C Bm}So many a^Cssholes in my fa^Bmce! Why don’t^B7 they leave me a^Emlone to love pr^A7incesses and queens? They w^Emouldn’t ever^A7 be in between I’d t^Creat them nice and I??^Bm?d never ^Cbe mean ^Bmto them ^BmYeah yeah yeah…

But there will a^Emlways be gu^Cys like P^Geter ^D/F# A no good te^Emnnis playing s^Celf absorbin' w^Giener ^D/F# He’ll never^Em ever go ^Csee you at the t^Gheatre And ^D/F#he’ll never^C know the ^D/F#lengths that I?^C??d go just^D/F# to see you^Cr show

^BmBa ba ba ba^C ba ba ba… ^BmBa ba ba ba^C ba ba da… ^BmBa ba ba ba^C ba ba da… ^BmBa da ba ba^C ba ba ba…

^BmSo many b^Castards he^Bmre ^{C Bm}Why can’t these ^Cbastards dis^Bmappear? We’ll blast them^B7 off to outer^Em space We’ll neve^A7r see them again I’d ^Emlaunch them all t^A7o Venus and then… I wou^Cldn’t have to^Bm deal with ^Cthem an^Bmymore ^BmYeah yeah yeah…

But there will a^Emlways be ^Cguys like P^Geter ^D/F# Who’ll jump the^Em ship before ta^Ckeoff and re^Gappear ^D/F# Right befo^Emre I’d jus^Ct try to get nea^Gr her And h^D/F#e’ll never^C know the^D/F# steam that I??^C?d blow when ^D/F#I’d see^C her go

^CSo why do these guys even exi^Bmst? ^CAnd how come the girls just can’t r^Bmesist? ^CDon’t they know it just makes me ^Bmpissed?

^CHey that’s me, was^Bm born that way ^CAnd c’est la vie, what^Bm more to say? I c^Could complain but w^Bmhat’s the use? Somethi^Cng I ain’t, the^Bm simple truth but…

There will a^Emlways be g^Cuys like Pe^Gtey ^D/F# To make my ^Emlife just a li^Cttle bit more s^Ghitty ^D/F# He’ll alway^Ems be the block to ^Cevery t^Gitty that I^D/F#’ll ever ^Clove And it’s^D/F# been kinda ^Crough So Pete, I’v^D/F#e had en^Cough Pete, I??^D/F#?ve had e^Cnough