Darren Criss - So many douchebags guys like peter

^BmSo many do^Cuchebags in the ^Bmworld ^{C Bm}So many d^Couchebags get the^Bm girls who des^B7erve more than a^Embsolutely ^A7anything than y^Emou and I or a^A7nyone could bring They n^Ceed a prince in a^Bmrmor who could sing C Bm (let ring Their love to them

^BmSo many a^Cssholes in this ^Bmplace ^{C Bm}So many a^Cssholes in my fa^Bmce! Why don't t^B7hey leave me alo^Emne to love pr^A7incesses and queens' They w^Emouldn't ever b^A7e in between I'd tre^Cat them nice and I'd n^Bmever be m^Cean to t^Bmhem ^BmYeah yeah yeah…

But there will a^Emlways be gu^Cys like P^Geter ^D/F# A no good te^Emnnis playing s^Celf absorbin' w^Giener ^D/F# He'll never e^Emver go se^Ce you at the the^Gatre And ^D/F#he'll never k^Cnow the le^D/F#ngths that I'd ^Cgo just to ^D/F#see your sh^Cow

^BmBa ba ba ba^C ba ba ba… ^BmBa ba ba ba^C ba ba da… ^BmBa ba ba ba^C ba ba da… ^BmBa da ba ba^C ba ba ba…

^BmSo many b^Castards he^Bmre ^{C Bm}Why can't these ba^Cstards disap^Bmpear' We'll blast them o^B7ff to outer s^Empace We'll never ^A7see them again I'd la^Emunch them all to ^A7Venus and then… I wou^Cldn't have to d^Bmeal with th^Cem anym^Bmore ^BmYeah yeah yeah…

But there will a^Emlways be ^Cguys like P^Geter ^D/F# Who'll jump the s^Emhip before take^Coff and reap^Gpear ^D/F# Right befo^Emre I'd just ^Ctry to get near ^Gher And h^D/F#e'll never k^Cnow the s^D/F#team that I'd b^Clow when I'd ^D/F#see her g^Co

^CSo why do these guys even exi^Bmst' ^CAnd how come the girls just can't res^Bmist' ^CDon't they know it just makes me pi^Bmssed'

^CHey that's me, was b^Bmorn that way ^CAnd c'est la vie, what m^Bmore to say' I c^Could complain but w^Bmhat's the use' Somethi^Cng I ain't, the s^Bmimple truth but…

There will a^Emlways be g^Cuys like Pe^Gtey ^D/F# To make my ^Emlife just a li^Cttle bit more s^Ghitty ^D/F# He'll always ^Embe the block to ev^Cery tit^Gty that I^D/F#'ll ever lo^Cve And it's b^D/F#een kinda ro^Cugh So Pete, I've ^D/F#had enou^Cgh Pete, I'v^D/F#e had eno^Cugh