Cosmo Jarvis - Sure As Hell Not Jesus ------------------------------ Key of B with Capo 2, ear-transcribed on ukulele by Neil Killer. ------------------------------ A lot of the guitar chords in this song are hard to decipher; I always found something to tweak in these chords after I took a break and came back. The chord after Bm in the chorus is hard to hear, but it sounds like either an E or an A. I went with E because it fits better with the A at the end of the chorus and also follows the pattern of the solo towards the end. The bridge has sort of a partial key change, and it's *very* difficult to hear the chords clearly, but the progression I came up with sounds pretty much perfect when I play it together with the song. ------------------------------ The song is played with a Capo 2, as seen in the "rehearsal" video on YouTube. If you're not using a capo, hit the "Up 2 Half Steps" button. I like playing it in the key of C (hit "Up 3 Half Steps") since it sounds best like that on my ukulele. ------------------------------ [Capo 2] VERSE 1:

He^Dre I sit If I didn't need nobody, I'd thank ^BmGod for it E A (G# A) There'd be nothing that'd stop me getting on with it It'd be me and my ^Dbrain And my ^Bmpain, and my ^Eshame I ^Dguess I do This carpark's only got one space and ^Bmit's for you E A (G# A) Alone can show an ugly face, so pull me through To where I won't need a ^Dlight To see at ^Bmnight E (D) Cos I'll be alright

CHORUS:

You're ^Esure as hell not Jesus, but you're s^Bmaving me ^E Thank ^Bmyou very much ^Efor putting fa^Bmith in me ^E Remind^Bming me a light ^Ewas once so gr^Bmeat to be ^E Bm E A (Amaj7) I'm glad I made a friend that doesn't pray for me

VERSE 2:

^DHere I wait For something bad and saddening to ^Bmdraw my way E A (G# A) I fight to give it everything and lose I may But I still got you somewher^De It's just up^Bmstairs Maybe I ^Ecare ^DGuess I am No big and strong Goliath, I'm a ^Bmwandering man E A (G# A) And sometimes I get tired and I'm glad a hand Comes and slaps me and the^Dn It goes a^Bmgain E (D) I guess you're my friend

CHORUS:

BRIDGE:

So ^Bmthanks, my little angel, (thank you too!) For ^Dwatching over me She ^Gsays she's ^Dgonna ^Embreak my ^Bmnose If I ^Adon't behave next week

SOLO: Bm E - Bm E - Bm E - Bm E CHORUS REPRISE:

You're ^Esure as hell not Jesus, but you're ^Bmsaving me ^ESaving me, ^Bmsaving me, ^Esaving me, ^Bmsaving me ^ESaving me, ^Bmsaving me, ^Esaviiiing meeeeee! Bm E A (Amaj7) Glad I made a friend that doesn't pray for me

OUTRO: Bm E - Bm E - Bm E - Bm E - Bm E - Bm E Bm E - Bm E - Bm E - Bm E - Bm E - Bm E Bm E - Bm E

Cosmo Jarvis - Sure as hell not jesus