Chumbawamba - Add me

^GmI'm a loner alone with ^Dmneuroses and hate ^CmAnger is a permanent ^Gmcharacter ^Ftrait ^GmMy letter bombs are primed and ^Dmready to send ^CmWould you like to ^Fadd me as a ^Gmfriend?

^GmI'm a wound-up whiner with a ^Dmfetish for guns ^CmI'm almost 50 and I ^Gmlive with my ^FMum ^GmI hope my nude picture ^Dmdoesn't offend ^CmWould you like to ^Fadd me as a ^Gmfriend? ^D

^GmAdd me. ^DmAdd me ^CmMy mother says she ^Fwished she'd never ^Gmhad me ^GmAdd me. ^DmAdd me ^CmWould you like to ^Fadd me as a ^Gmfriend? ^{F#m F Cm}Would you like to ^Fadd me as a ^Gmfriend?

^GmI'm a recovering alcoholic I ^Dmrarely leave my room ^CmPeeping through the curtains in my ^Gmdog cost^Fume ^GmThe voices in my head aah they'll ^Dmget me in the end ^CmWould you like to ^Fadd me as a ^Gmfriend?

^GmI'd really like to mail you the ^Dmpicture that I drew ^CmIt's Kylie's body but the ^Gmhead is ^Fyou ^GmI've asked you fifty times before I'm ^Dmasking you again ^CmWould you like to a^Fdd me as a ^Gmfriend? ^D

^GmAdd me. ^DmAdd me ^CmMy mother says she ^Fwished she'd never ^Gmhad me ^GmAdd me. ^DmAdd me ^CmWould you like to ^Fadd me as a ^Gmfriend? ^{F#m F Cm}Would you like to ^Fadd me as a ^Gmfriend?

^GmHere's a picture of me in my ^DmNazi uniform ^Cmdoing a trick with an egg that I ^Gmlike to ^Fperform ^Gmat a monster truck rally that my ^DmMum and me attend ^CmWould you like to ^Fadd me as a ^Gmfriend?

^GmI've added Britney and Paris and ^Dmyou and Tom ^CmI'm going to find your address so I can ^Gmvisit you at ^Fhome ^GmI don't like people but I ^Dmlike to pretend ^CmWould you like to a^Fdd me as a ^Gmfriend? ^D

^GmAdd me. ^DmAdd me ^CmMy mother says she ^Fwished she'd never ^Gmhad me ^GmAdd me. ^DmAdd me ^CmWould you like to ^Fadd me as a ^Gmfriend? ^{F#m F Cm}Would you like to ^Fadd me as a ^Gmfriend?