Chumbawamba - Add me

^AmI'm a loner alone with ^Emneuroses and hate ^DmAnger is a permanent ^Amcharacter ^Gtrait ^AmMy letter bombs are primed and ^Emready to send ^DmWould you like to ^Gadd me as a ^Amfriend?

^AmI'm a wound-up whiner with a ^Emfetish for guns ^DmI'm almost 50 and I ^Amlive with my ^GMum ^AmI hope my nude picture ^Emdoesn't offend ^DmWould you like to ^Gadd me as a ^Amfriend? ^E

^AmAdd me. ^EmAdd me ^DmMy mother says she ^Gwished she'd never ^Amhad me ^AmAdd me. ^EmAdd me ^DmWould you like to ^Gadd me as a ^Amfriend? ^{G#m G Dm}Would you like to ^Gadd me as a ^Amfriend?

^AmI'm a recovering alcoholic I ^Emrarely leave my room ^DmPeeping through the curtains in my ^Amdog cost^Gume ^AmThe voices in my head aah they'll ^Emget me in the end ^DmWould you like to ^Gadd me as a ^Amfriend?

^AmI'd really like to mail you the ^Empicture that I drew ^DmIt's Kylie's body but the ^Amhead is ^Gyou ^AmI've asked you fifty times before I'm ^Emasking you again ^DmWould you like to a^Gdd me as a ^Amfriend? ^E

^AmAdd me. ^EmAdd me ^DmMy mother says she ^Gwished she'd never ^Amhad me ^AmAdd me. ^EmAdd me ^DmWould you like to ^Gadd me as a ^Amfriend? ^{G#m G Dm}Would you like to ^Gadd me as a ^Amfriend?

^AmHere's a picture of me in my ^EmNazi uniform ^Dmdoing a trick with an egg that I ^Amlike to ^Gperform ^Amat a monster truck rally that my ^EmMum and me attend ^DmWould you like to ^Gadd me as a ^Amfriend?

^AmI've added Britney and Paris and ^Emyou and Tom ^DmI'm going to find your address so I can ^Amvisit you at ^Ghome ^AmI don't like people but I ^Emlike to pretend ^DmWould you like to a^Gdd me as a ^Amfriend? ^E

^AmAdd me. ^EmAdd me ^DmMy mother says she ^Gwished she'd never ^Amhad me ^AmAdd me. ^EmAdd me ^DmWould you like to ^Gadd me as a ^Amfriend? ^{G#m G Dm}Would you like to ^Gadd me as a ^Amfriend?