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[Verse]
G#A walk through the pC#roduct store and 15 aA#isles to sD#ee all the preG#tty, pretty paC#ckages stariA#ng back atD# me G#which is my fC#avorite, wheA#re is my cD#hance to G#remove the prC#oduct and stA#ick it in mD#y pants
[Pre-Chorus]
cuz G#5I want to sC5ee, what's on sF5ale whats for C#5free (every time I go to shop I steal from) eneG#5mies who steal fC5rom me, and from F5you C#5(if only you knew, then you would steal too)
[Verse]
G#adrenalineC# rushes, the produA#cts in my D#grip G#I am only shopC#ping, but A#now it's time toD# lift I lG#ook for my momC#ent, and down my paA#nts I sticD#k G#the product I've selC#ected is concA#ealed against myD# dick
[Pre-Chorus]
cuz G#5I want to sC5ee, what's on sF5ale whats for C#5free (every time I go to shop I steal from) eneG#5mies who steal fC5rom me, and from F5you C#5(if only you knew, then you would steal too
[Chorus]
G#5paranoid as fuck security in tow C5is he really traling me and does he really know? F5of my little secret my pride and his shame C#5this is so exciting kid, it's like a fucking game G#5I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door C5will I get away like a million times before? F5or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store? C#5like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor
[Breakdown] Five finger discount! G#5 C5 F5 C#5 [Pre-Chorus]
cuz G#5I want to sC5ee, what's on sF5ale whats for C#5free (every time I go to shop I steal from) eneG#5mies who steal fC5rom me, and from F5you C#5(if only you knew, then you would steal too
[Chorus]
G#5paranoid as fuck security in tow C5is he really traling me and does he really know? F5of my little secret my pride and his shame C#5this is so exciting kid, it's like a fucking game G#5I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door C5will I get away like a million times before? F5or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store? C#5like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor
[Verse]
G#5I get to the door and out the door I slide C5I feel a sense of dignity, I feel a sense of pride F5I do a happy dance and down the street I bail C#5as I have a little feast of what's on sale.