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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse 1]
FI’ve got Abskills, they don’t Cknow where to Bbuse me FI’m like the Abbest-dressed Cdude at the Bbnude beach FNice to mAbeet you C Bb
F Ab C Bb
FI am more the Abquiet type I Ctend to be a Bbshyer guy FAs safe as kneAbe and elbow pads In Ccul-de-sacs wBbith traffic lights FI spend most oAbf my time alone CIt’s not all Bbthat bad, you know FI lost some weAbight from anCxious pacing Bbtalking on the telephone If FI look cool, I’m Abfoolin’ you At Cany point, you Bbcan assume My Fmind’s computing Abevery path that Cscrews up what I Bbwant to do
FLock the door AbSeal it, too CDancing in the Bbpanic room!
[Chorus]
FI made a Abpromise CNow I feel nBbauseous As iFf I chugged a Abcup of stuff you cClean your countertBbops with But Fno Lysol won't Absolve this So CI am out of oBbptions It’s Fpast my Abbedtime and I’m Chonestly exBbhausted Ab
FAnd I just wAbanna be Cmore than nostBbalgia ReFceived like a Abhot dog dCown at the Bbdog park FBe your Abbest friend C B
F Ab C Bb [Verse 2]
The Fthings that I cAban’t shoulder well I Cpass on to my oBblder self And Fhope I learn to Abcope so I don’t Cend up roped or oBbverwhelmed
‘Cause Fvocally, I’m Abnot the best I’m Copenly admitting Bbthat But Fif you cared I Abdoubt you would have Cmade it past BbMcCracken, yeah If FI look brave, I’m Absecretly PreCtending I’m a Bbdifferent me The Fone onstage who pGlays and sings and Cclaps and shouts and Bbbasically BeFhind the door Just About of view CDancing in the Bbpanic room
[Chorus]
FI made a Abpromise CNow I feel nBbauseous As iFf I chugged a Abcup of stuff you cClean your countertBbops with But Fno Lysol won't Absolve this So CI am out of oBbptions It’s Fpast my Abbedtime and I’m Chonestly exBbhausted Ab but if you Bbwant it
FHeAby-hCeyBb-hey! FHeAby-hCeyBb-hey! FHeAby-hCeyBb-hey! FHeAby-hCeyBb-hey!
Ab Bb [Bridge]
FNow wouldn’t it be the Abbest if all the Canswers to our Bbquestions Came as Fsheepish realiAbzations, obvioCus in retrosBbpective Like the Fanswer for anAbxiety that’s Ccrept into your Bbhead Is as Fsimple as your Abprinter: you forCgot to plug it Bbin
InFstead of playing AbTwister with my Clyrics ‘cause I Bbcan And filling Fevery syllaAbble with lots of Cbull, should I Bbinstead Give you the Fsimple sing-alAbong you’re all Choping will come Bbnext Or do I Fload this Gmother up and Cdo-dah-do what I do best?
[Chorus]
FSo here’sAb my promise CDon’t aim for Bbflawless ‘Cause sFome of your best Abart is made with Cchalk on your sideBbwalk, it's FGone whenAb you wash it off, it’s Not Cmade for fame or pBbrofits FIt’s lookAbin’ back and givin’ Call you got to Bbtop it Ab But if you Bbwant it
[Outro]
FHeAby-hCeyBb-hey! FHeAby-hCeyBb-hey! FHeAby-hCeyBb-hey! FHeAby-hCeyBb-hey!
Ab Bb
FHey-ey-hey!
He-he-hey!