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[Intro] F Bb Fm Bbm [Verse 1]
FmI’ve got skills, they don’t know where to use mBbe FMI’m like the Fbest-dressed dBbude at the nude beach FmNice to meet you Bb
Fm Bb
FmI am more the quiet type BbI tend to be a shyer guy As Fmsafe as knee and elbow pads In cul-Bbde-sacs with traffic lights I Fmspend most of my time alone CmIt’s noBbt all that bad, you know I Fmlost some weight from anxious pacing Bmtalking on the telephone
FmIf I look cool, I’m Ffoolin’ you At any Bmpoint you can assume My Fmmind’s computing every path that Bmscrews up what I want to do Fm* Lock the door Ab* Seal it, too Bb* Bb* Dancing in the panic room!
[Chorus]
FmI made a promise Now I feel Bbnauseous As if I Fmchugged a cup of stuff you clean your Bbcountertops with FmBut no Lysol will solve this BbSo I am out of options FmIt’s past my bedtime and I’m Cmhonestly Bbexhausted
[Verse 2]
FAnd I just want something more than Bbnostalgia FmReceived like a hot dog down at the dBbog park FmBe your Bbmbest friend Bb Fm Cm Bb
FmThe things I that I can’t shoulder well I Cmpass on to my Bbolder self FmAnd hope I learn to cope so I don’t end up Bbbroke or overwhelmed
‘Cause Fmvocally, I’m not the best I’m Copenly admitting Bbthat FmBut if you cared I doubt you would have made it past MBbcCracken, yeah FmIf I look brave, I’m Fsecretly BbPretending I’m a different me FmThe one onstage who plays and sings and claps and shouts and Bbbasically Fm* Behind the door Ab* Just out of view Bb* Bb* Dancing in the panic room
[Chorus]
FmI made a promise Now I feel Bbnauseous As if I Fmchugged a cup of stuff you clean your Bbcountertops with FmBut no Lysol will solve this BbSo I am out of options FmIt’s past my bedtime and I’m Chonestly Bbexhausted Ab BbBut if you wanted
FmHe-he-hey! BbHe-he-Fmhey! C
BbHe-he-hFmey! BbHe-he-Fmhey! Cm Bb Ab Bb
[Bridge] F Fm Cm Fm Eb Fm Eb
FmThough wouldn’t it be the best if all the answers to our questions Came as sheepish realizations, obvious in Bbmretrospective FmLike the answer for anxiety that’s crept into your head Is as simple as your printer: you forgot to plug it Cin
FmInstead of playing Twister with my lyrics ‘Ebcause I can And Fmfilling every syllable with lots of bull, Bbmshould I instead Give you the Fmsimple sing-along you’re all hoping will come next Or do I Cmload this mother up and do-dah-Cdo what I do best?
[Chorus]
FmSo here’s my promise BbmDon’t aim for flawless ‘Cause Fmsome of your best art is made with Cchalk on your Bbsidewalk, it's FmGone when you wash it off, Bbit’s Not made for fame or proFmfits It’s lookin’ back and givin’ Cmall you got to Bbtop it Ab BbBut if you want it
FmHe-he-hey! BbHe-he-Fmhey!
BbHe-he-hFmey! C BbHe-he-Fmhey! Cm Bbm Bb Ab Bb
He-he-hey! ************************************ | * strum once ************************************