Bowling For Soup - Somebody get my mom

^FWOKE UP TODAY IN A VAN ^FTRADED MY PILLOW FOR A MILLER LIGHT CAN AND IN T^GWO MORE DAYS I LOSE THE GUITAR THAT I HO^FCKED ^FSUCK DOWN A BEER AND THEN ONE MORE ^FTWELVE OUNCES LATER I WAS OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR AND THE PE^GBBLE I THROW WAS PROBABLY MORE LIKE A R^FOCK

THEN I F^FELL SKINNED MY KNEE BROKE MY GLA^FSSES GOT STUNG BY A BEE LOST MY WA^FLLET AND MY CAR KEYS TOO AND TO MAKE MATTERS WO^GRSE I'M COMMING DOWN WITH THE FLU SOMEBODY GET MY M^FOM 'CAUSE I TH^FINK SOMETHINGS BR^GOKEN A^FGAIN AND I DO^FNT WANT TO ^GBE JUST ^FFRIENDS I SAID TH^FANKS FOR THE RI^FDE I'LL JUS^GT LIMP BAC^FK INSIDE 'CAUSE^F I DONT WANT 3 YOU TO SEE ME CRY

I JUST WANT MY M^FOM ^{F G} SOMEBODY GET MY M^FOM ^{F G} I JUST WANT MY M^FOM ^{F G} GET MY M^FOM

AU^FTHORITES CAME I GUESS I WAS GONE NEXT THI^FNG YOU KNOW I'M PASSED OUT ON THE LAWN AND B^GOY DID I WAKE UP FAST WITH THE ROTTWEILERS TONGUE IN MY M^FOUTH I WR^FOTE YOU A NOTE BUT THEN IT GOT SOAKED WHEN I W^FENT DEEP-SEA FISHING AND I FELL OUTTA THE BOAT AND GOT C^GAUGHT ON THE TROTLINE AND WASN'T FOUND FOR THREE ^FDAYS

^FM-O-M-M-Y ^F(M - O - M - M - Y ) SHE MAKES ME COLLARD CAUSE I HATE PIE ^F(M - O - M - M - Y ) SHE COACHED BASEBALL WHEN WE NEEDED HER ^F(M - O - M - M - Y ) WE LOST EVERY GAME BUT TO HER CAME IN FIRST ^G(M - O - M - M - Y ) AND I'M SO GLAD THAT SHE MET MY DAD ^F(M - O - M - M - Y ) CAUSE I WOULDN'T BE HERE IF SHE NEVER HAD ^FLET'S GO! BRIDGE LEAD GUITAR: F F (2X)

^FI GUESS THIS IS IT THE END OF THE SONG AND JUS^FT MY LUCK NOBODY SANG ALONG I GUESS I'LL P^GUT THIS GUITAR DOWN AND KICK THE MONGOOSE BACK ^FHOME ^FM-O-M-M-Y