Bowling For Soup - Somebody get my mom

^GWOKE UP TODAY IN A VAN ^CTRADED MY PILLOW FOR A MILLER LIGHT CAN AND IN T^DWO MORE DAYS I LOSE THE GUITAR THAT I HO^GCKED ^GSUCK DOWN A BEER AND THEN ONE MORE ^CTWELVE OUNCES LATER I WAS OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR AND THE PE^DBBLE I THROW WAS PROBABLY MORE LIKE A R^GOCK

THEN I F^CELL SKINNED MY KNEE BROKE MY GLA^GSSES GOT STUNG BY A BEE LOST MY WA^CLLET AND MY CAR KEYS TOO AND TO MAKE MATTERS WO^DRSE I'M COMMING DOWN WITH THE FLU SOMEBODY GET MY M^GOM 'CAUSE I TH^CINK SOMETHINGS BR^DOKEN A^GGAIN AND I DO^CNT WANT TO ^DBE JUST ^GFRIENDS I SAID TH^GANKS FOR THE RI^CDE I'LL JUS^DT LIMP BAC^CK INSIDE 'CAUSE^G I DONT WANT 3 YOU TO SEE ME CRY

I JUST WANT MY M^GOM ^{C D} SOMEBODY GET MY M^GOM ^{C D} I JUST WANT MY M^GOM ^{C D} GET MY M^GOM

AU^GTHORITES CAME I GUESS I WAS GONE NEXT THI^CNG YOU KNOW I'M PASSED OUT ON THE LAWN AND B^DOY DID I WAKE UP FAST WITH THE ROTTWEILERS TONGUE IN MY M^GOUTH I WR^GOTE YOU A NOTE BUT THEN IT GOT SOAKED WHEN I W^CENT DEEP-SEA FISHING AND I FELL OUTTA THE BOAT AND GOT C^DAUGHT ON THE TROTLINE AND WASN'T FOUND FOR THREE ^GDAYS

^GM-O-M-M-Y ^G(M - O - M - M - Y ) SHE MAKES ME COLLARD CAUSE I HATE PIE ^C(M - O - M - M - Y ) SHE COACHED BASEBALL WHEN WE NEEDED HER ^G(M - O - M - M - Y ) WE LOST EVERY GAME BUT TO HER CAME IN FIRST ^D(M - O - M - M - Y ) AND I'M SO GLAD THAT SHE MET MY DAD ^C(M - O - M - M - Y ) CAUSE I WOULDN'T BE HERE IF SHE NEVER HAD ^GLET'S GO! BRIDGE LEAD GUITAR: G C (2X)

^GI GUESS THIS IS IT THE END OF THE SONG AND JUS^CT MY LUCK NOBODY SANG ALONG I GUESS I'LL P^DUT THIS GUITAR DOWN AND KICK THE MONGOOSE BACK ^GHOME ^GM-O-M-M-Y